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Up next: "Shipping Couples on a Dating Show" and "Intentional Fireworks [Entertainment Industry]". Please add them to your reading list!
Blurb:
Su Miaomiao, a young pixiu who has cultivated for five hundred years by feeding on bad luck, wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a melodramatic tragic romance novel with a bad ending.
Her original character is the biological heiress who was lost as a child. Her wealthy parents are the novel's protagonists, and she is ultimately killed by the fake heiress's mother after appearing in only a few chapters.
According to the plot, her billionaire father will go bankrupt.
Her award-winning actress mother will suffer a sudden heart attack.
Her business-genius eldest brother will fall from grace.
Her top-tier star second brother will become a has-been.
Su Miaomiao's eyes sparkle: So many tasty treats! That's enough to fill my tummy!
Later...
Her parents not only avoid a tragic ending, they become even more loving.
Her brothers not only avoid becoming has-beens, they become even more popular.
And the only one who changes is Su Miaomiao, who grows from a tiny milk-loving toddler into a chubby little dumpling.
Su Miaomiao: Awooo~~ Chicken-leg rice is so scary, so scary! QAQ
Later still...
Netizens discover that Su Nuobei, the business genius who has never cared for children, is being interviewed with a rosy-cheeked little girl clinging to him.
Gu Hexi, the top-tier star who has always thought kids were stupid, actually joins a children's variety show.
Observant netizens also notice that the two men have the same little girl.
"Shocking reveal: Business empire heir Su Nuobei and international top-tier star Gu Hexi secretly married and had a child!"
Su Nuobei: Stop making things up. She's my little sister!
Gu Hexi: She's my little sister too!
Netizens: ...Your sister? Since when did you two become brothers?!
[Bonus Scene]
After the big children's variety show "Celebrity Kindergarten" airs, a rosy-cheeked little girl quickly becomes an online sensation.
Kid 1: My dad earns 100 million!
Kid 2: My uncle owns ten thousand billion houses!
Kid 3: My grandpa raises a dragon that's ten thousand billion billion miles long!
Su Miaomiao: My brother has ten thousand billion billion billion boyfriends!
Her top-tier star brother: ...
#A pixiu cub becomes the entertainment industry's darling
#The little one only falls in love after she grows up
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1. "Shipping Couples on a Dating Show"
Su Xichen is the youngest child of the zombie king in the apocalypse. On her second trip into a human-world entertainment-industry novel, she becomes a low-level green tea who gets vilified, loves stealing the spotlight, and is desperate for attention. Three trending topics explode on Weibo.
Top trend: Green tea actress picks a fight with award-winning actor Luo Jingzhi and gets what she deserves. Her last words were...
Second trend: Has-been actress sneaks out at night to cling to the Second Young Master of the Xincheng family, dreaming of marrying into wealth.
Third trend: Three examples of a woman throwing herself at the Lu family's eldest grandson.
Su Xichen: ...What the hell? That wasn't me.
After the trending topics land her a spot on a live dating show, she becomes a temporary on-screen couple with award-winning actor Luo Jingzhi, only to realize that the actor and Second Young Master Gu have a rather unusual relationship.
Once she learns this explosive secret,
Su Xichen declares: Why the hell would I want attention? Isn't sitting front and center to ship them way better?
So this is what netizens see:
During games, she helps them drink from the same cup.
While filming short videos, she secretly imagines them going at it for three hundred rounds.
Answering viewers' questions on a livestream, she says: I really love those two as a couple.
Netizens: Holy crap! A threesome???
Later, her supposedly ordinary orphan background turns out to be a wealthy heiress's identity, and the trending topics explode again.
Billionaire father: Sweetheart, look! This is the empire I built for you!
Business genius eldest brother: Why marry into wealth? You are wealth!
Playboy second brother: Those fake lotuses and scumbags are blocking my sister's way? I'll make sure they have nowhere to go!
Su Xichen: But all I want is food and to chase my idol QWQ
Father: What's an idol? Can you eat it?
Eldest brother: I'll buy a theater and make him perform just for you!
Second brother: No need for all that trouble. I've already kidnapped him.
Luo Jingzhi: ...
Su Xichen: !!!
Later still, someone reveals: #The big fan account @KissMeAlready from the Jingxi Zhizhou ship is actually Su Xichen!#
@KissMeAlready's classic quotes:
Keep your ship to yourself for safety, never bring it to the stars themselves. Friendship is best just as it is, and if it turns into something more, I'll ascend to heaven~
If they're not real, then I'm fake!
Then Luo Jingzhi's secret accounts are exposed one after another:
@XichenWifeIsInMyBed @XichenBelongsToJingzhi @XichenWokeUpInJingzhi'sArmsAgainToday @WifeLookAtMe...
!!! The whole internet crashes.
Netizens: ...Sis, you haven't just brought your ship to the stars themselves. You've delivered yourself right to one of them.
Su Xichen: So I'm the fake one.
Luo Jingzhi leans over her: I'll show you what real means.
Su Xichen: ...QAQ
#The previous novel in the zombie cub series
#Her dad and brothers are her real family from the apocalypse
2. "Intentional Fireworks [Entertainment Industry]"
[Alluring Second Princess, bold on the outside but timid within X top-tier star, a sweet-faced schemer and wolfish puppy]
Older woman-younger man romance, five-year age gap / Mutual redemption / Reunion after years apart / Sweet romance with both leads' first love
Su Shinian, the second princess of the Su Group, dumps her trashy boyfriend after returning to the country, then falls for her best friend's younger brother.
He's clean-cut and handsome, with a stunning face and a physique that perfectly matches Su Shinian's tastes. Though young, he can cook and knows just how to charm women. Su Shinian falls for him in no time.
A young body and an interesting soul.
Su Shinian knows she's simply lusting after his body.
They're just getting what they want from each other.
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At the height of his fame, entertainment industry's top-tier star Luo Jingyan suddenly gets caught up in a legal crisis with his agency. He puts all his activities on hold and vanishes from the public eye.
What no one knows is that he's been in love with an older woman for ten years.
After all these years, that woman has indeed forgotten him completely.
With his arm around her slender waist, he burns with resentment inside.
It's time to close the net.
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Su Shinian's design project hires a brand ambassador. He's said to be extraordinarily handsome, ethereal, and, most importantly, a rumored scandal-free and aloof beauty.
At the event, Su Shinian realizes that the aloof heartthrob everyone is talking about is the younger man who used to be closer to her than anyone.
"..." The world crumbles.
Backstage, the heartthrob pulls her into his arms: Still trying to run?
"!!!" A setup! Every damn thing was a setup!
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After years apart, obsession runs bone-deep.
Every reckless burst of fireworks was part of his long-laid plan.
Theme: A loving family and a happy life
Hahahahahahahahaha, showing off one's financial resources in every possible way.
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Updated Kick Me, so well written.
The one outside is probably Cheng Cheng!!
Haven't you finished writing it yet? Is there any follow-up?
Will it be a classmate from Star Kindergarten, such as Cheng Cheng?
Arrange sweet love ~
Good looking! Is it finished so soon?