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One day, news broke that Qiao Nai, a C-list actress, had married Xing Chen, the CEO of Xingyu Entertainment.
Netizens didn't believe it at all. "If they were really married, would she still be a C-lister? Is she so desperate for attention that she's making this up? Isn't she afraid Xingyu will blacklist her?"
But just as everyone was about to tear into Qiao Nai, a divorce announcement from the two arrived.
A month later, the divorce reality show funded by Xingyu aired, and Qiao Nai and Xing Chen were on the guest list.
During the day:
The other guests reminisced about the past, and their relationships gradually warmed.
Qiao Nai and her ex-husband sat facing each other in silence.
At night:
The other guests were friendly and wished each other goodnight.
Qiao Nai and her ex-husband were as silent as ever.
Netizens joked that they really had divorced, and probably hadn't had much affection for each other even when they were married!
Then, in the middle of the night, Qiao Nai sleepily got up to use the bathroom. On the way back, she somehow opened the door across the hall and slipped into Xing Chen's bed as if she'd done it a hundred times.
Xing Chen naturally rolled over, pulled her into his arms, kissed her forehead, and went back to sleep with her in his embrace.
The netizens who saw this were dumbfounded and began to question reality.
Netizens: ??? Was I the clown all along?
Soon, after a few days of reconnecting, the divorced couple were sent by the production team into a haunted house to rekindle their feelings.
Round one: Qiao Nai pretended to be a ghost and nearly got beaten up by the guests. In the darkness, Xing Chen somehow recognized her and immediately pulled her protectively into his arms.
Netizens: An unexpected helping of PDA right to the face :)
Round two: The guests were ambushed by jump scares and shrieked in terror, each one running off on their own.
Qiao Nai was about to run when she tripped over a trap and plunged headfirst into Xing Chen's arms. Xing Chen had been about to flee, too, but immediately froze in place, not daring to move, while still making sure to hold her securely.
The staff member in charge of the jump scare: ???
You're making me look like such a lonely single person :)
Later, during a month-long divorce trip, the guests saw towering mountains and flowing streams, the aurora and snowy landscapes, and even faced the world's highest bungee jump.
While the others were terrified, their legs giving out as they shouted for help, Xing Chen leapt down with Qiao Nai. They held each other tight and clasped hands against the howling wind as he whispered the passionate love he could no longer keep hidden in her ear.
The scene moved not just Qiao Nai, but the netizens, who were all sobbing.
The director had planned to use the show to analyze why divorce rates are so high these days, but was stunned by this unexpected result and could only admit defeat.
The fans had gone wild shipping them: "We're warning you two, don't be so clueless! Get remarried right this second!"
[Blurb written on January 12, 2021]
Reader's Guide:
1. Qiao Nai wakes up to discover that she is in a book. The person she married by mutual agreement, with whom she had gotten along so well, sees her as a thorn in his side. After learning how the story ends, Qiao Nai takes the initiative to sign the divorce papers, thinking they will never cross paths again. Then her agent gets her a spot on a divorce reality show, and the story begins.
2. A fluffy story with no angst. The characters aren't based on real people, and there are plenty of live comments.
Author's profile: Complete story "Taotie Goes Viral by Eating in Showbiz"
The youngest cub of the ancient Taotie clan, Taoti insists she's not fierce at all. She's just a little hungry QwQ
One day, the little Taotie, who spends her days eating, drinking, and sleeping, enters a book and becomes a minor actress destined to serve as a stepping stone for the heroine. She takes the ordinary heroine along to a dating reality show, where her selfish and spoiled behavior is meant to highlight the heroine's kindness and virtue. Afterwards, the whole internet turns against her, and she's quickly written out of the story.
When Taoti arrives, the show is already halfway through. Faced with the heroine's constant digs and attempts to put her down, Taoti rubs her little tummy and pouts, her mind filled with food: fried chicken, cola, cake, milk tea, crawfish...
While everyone else's screens are filled with hearts and pink bubbles, Taoti has a skewer in each hand, turning a dating show into a food show.
The netizens all respond with rows of question marks: ???
How can this actress eat so much? And why does everything she eats look so delicious???
Everyone knows that celebrities need to lose weight and watch their diets and figures! The "foodie" persona is so easy to backfire that it's been done to death!
Before this, netizens mocked every celebrity with that image, but they didn't know they'd finally met their match... because Taoti really can eat like crazy!
At a variety show shoot lasting half a day, she eats nonstop until filming wraps.
During a livestream lasting several hours, she happily eats from beginning to end.
During a shoot that lasts three months, she eats all the props and bankrupts the production crew.
The most infuriating thing is that while everyone else gains weight from drinking cold water, Taoti never puts on a pound no matter how much she eats!
Eventually, Taoti eats her way to fame, going from an obscure nobody to a top-tier star.
The netizens turn into her online dads and moms, posting on Taoti's Weibo every day that they'll work hard so they can feed their precious Taoti!
Their slogan: "Taoti, eat all you want! Your online mom and dad will always be here!"
Little Taotie Taoti: QwQ Thaaaanks!
Her fans: Aahhh, another day of wanting to fatten Taoti up!
Theme: Learning to love
There's no car, wow, wow, TAT
When will it be finished?
So sweet, so sweet woohoo (~^·^)~
Nana! ! ! Damn baby
Congratulations on the completion~
Faster and faster! ! Write more extras plz - daily life after the variety show, including proposals, weddings, honeymoons, etc.
The author greatly requests an update.
So the high mountains and flowing water, the aurora and the white snow, and the bungee jumping challenge are going to be a side story.
The flowers are scattered at the end [crying] [crying] [crying] super beautiful [crying]
Wow, so touching, it's over