Legal Online Dating, Love Records Can Be Checked

Chu Lu was robbed by the state and taken to a villa. Country: "Would you consider getting a job in the establishment?" State: "9 to 5, monthly salary of 100,000, five insurances and one housing fund, food and accommodation included..." Chu Lu immediately said: "I will be at work tomorrow. What is the work content?" Country: "It's simple, legal online dating." Chu Lu: Huh? Legal online dating? ! * On his first day at work, Chu Lu added his first partner [01] and started chatting awkwardly. [Lulu is not cute]: Hello, I am Lulu, want to make friends? 01: Post a nude/nude photo. Chu Lu was shocked, and quickly called the leader, saying that [01] was a low-headed man, and he wanted to see the yellow picture when he came up! The leader calmly explained that [01] is a skeleton, and when making friends, you will look at each other's skeleton. Chu Lu: The opponent is a skeleton? ! Chu Lu finally photoshopped a picture of a skull and sent it. Skeletons are just skeletons, online dating across the screen is just chatting, what are you afraid of? In the second month, facing [02], Chu Lu felt that he already had experience. Although I have lost a piece of memory, it does not affect me. [Lulu is not cute]: Hello, I am Lulu, want to make friends? 02：How much does it cost to sleep for one night? Lu Lu was shocked again, and the leader said to calm down, [02] is a vampire, and to make friends is to sleep with him. Chu Lu was silent for a moment, and then the lion opened his mouth and gave the number five thousand. 02: Transfer 5,000 yuan. Chu Lu: If you dare to send it, I will accept it! Once new, second time familiar, online dating across the screen is not scary at all! * From [01] to [07], every online dating partner had a good chat and ended perfectly. But this was just what Chu Lu thought. When he regained his memory, he suddenly remembered that all [01] to [07] had really become his objects. The good news is that it is legal online dating, but I have fallen in love with seven people. Bad news—— When he lost his memory, he not only dated online but also traveled across the world and time. Now, they are all on their way. Catpaw demining: ①: Do not enter for fear of "butterflies". ②: Both receiving and attacking are imperfect characters, both are clean. Finely divide the attack, 1-7 are all attacks. ③: Meow is a stream-of-consciousness author with a broad imagination, novice writing style, and self-consistent logic. ④: The setting is fictional, the elements are complex, the supporting roles are diverse, and there are many private settings. ⑤: Enjoy reading the article, don't like clicking the cross, thank you for your cooperation with Meow! *Pre-receipt of the next version of Meow: "The Holy Body of the Succubus, But Straight", the copy is as follows, click on the Meow column: Lin Dai has a top-notch face that is innately charming with the body of a succubus, but because she is a straight man, she has never used it. After his death, when he was following the normal process and waiting for reincarnation, the reincarnation system of the underworld was suddenly updated. The latest version of reincarnation rules can be summarized in one sentence: [Dear dear, you need to make an appointment for the next life, and you need to grab a number for reincarnation. Lin Dai looked at the millions of men, ghosts and ghosts online: "..." Make a reservation first? Grab an account later? What a hassle. He was silent for a long time, and finally touched his face, and suddenly had a genius idea, and decided to reincarnate and grab a number. In the end, Lin Dai's choice was to open up a new track, abandon the bottom line, and use her beauty to deceive male ghosts. ① When rushing to make an appointment, Lin Dai wore a beautiful dress, and her personality was that of a collapsed and sensitive bisexual person. Honest Victim No. 1: "Are you really bi/sexual?" Lin Dai burst into tears: "Brother, don't you believe me? I just want to be a real man in my next life." Lin Dai: "If I can't be a man, I can only make an appointment to become a woman in my next life. Brother is so good to me, and I am the brother I am willing to marry." I sent a letter on the 1st, but not only was my reservation qualification defrauded, but I was also forced to look at the hem of my skirt. Lin Dai: I am a bisexual woman and I will marry you in my next life, but I am a straight man and I am even bigger than you under my skirt! ② When grabbing the reincarnation number, Lin Dai turned into a poor charming boy who was infatuated and betrayed. Cold and shrewd Victim No. 2: "Did you really die of love?" Lin Dai: "Yes, please. Rumor has it that if I reincarnate into the top number, I can retain some memory." Lin Dai hesitated to speak; "I just want to ask him in person why he broke his promise! As for you, I will miss you after I end my past life..." No. 2 Also believed it, but as soon as No. 2 Was replaced and said that he would remember him, the little succubus who would reconnect with him in the next life kicked him out of the group, and finally mocked him. Lin Dai: Young Master, I am a straight man, I have no lover, I only love myself. Goodbye! ③"Is it wrong to pretend to be a succubus in order to reincarnate?" If you don't work hard now, you will be miserable in the next life. Lin Dai has always firmly believed that she was not wrong. Even if he was entangled by countless perverted idiots and deceived the King of Hell. He has not forgotten his original intention, refuses to repent, and is vicious to the end. He insists that he is a straight man, and he is just temporarily abandoning his bottom line and becoming a succubus for the next life. Until the victims came to punish him. The vicious little liar straight man finally stopped talking and cried. *Meow's claw's final tweet: "Beautiful beauty, borrowed from the whole network" Intention: In the river of time in the parallel world, never forget the original intention and stick to yourself.