Lin Dai has a top-notch face that is innately charming with the body of a succubus, but because she is a straight man, she has never used it.
After his death, when he was following the normal process and waiting for reincarnation, the reincarnation system of the underworld was suddenly updated.
The latest version of reincarnation rules can be summarized in one sentence:
[Dear dear, you need to make an appointment for the next life, and you need to grab a number for reincarnation.
Lin Dai looked at the millions of men, ghosts and ghosts online: "..."
Make a reservation first? Grab an account later? What a hassle.
He was silent for a long time, and finally touched his face, and suddenly had a genius idea, and decided to reincarnate and grab a number.
In the end, Lin Dai's choice was to open up a new track, abandon the bottom line, and use her beauty to deceive male ghosts.
① When rushing to make an appointment, Lin Dai wore a beautiful dress, and her personality was that of a collapsed and sensitive bisexual person.
Honest Victim No. 1: "Are you really bi/sexual?"
Lin Dai burst into tears: "Brother, don't you believe me? I just want to be a real man in my next life."
Lin Dai: "If I can't be a man, I can only make an appointment to become a woman in my next life. Brother is so good to me, and I am the brother I am willing to marry."
I sent a letter on the 1st, but not only was my reservation qualification defrauded, but I was also forced to look at the hem of my skirt.
Lin Dai: I am a bisexual woman and I will marry you in my next life, but I am a straight man and I am even bigger than you under my skirt!
② When grabbing the reincarnation number, Lin Dai turned into a poor charming boy who was infatuated and betrayed.
Cold and shrewd Victim No. 2: "Did you really die of love?"
Lin Dai: "Yes, please. Rumor has it that if I reincarnate into the top number, I can retain some memory."
Lin Dai hesitated to speak; "I just want to ask him in person why he broke his promise! As for you, I will miss you after I end my past life..."
No. 2 Also believed it, but as soon as No. 2 Was replaced and said that he would remember him, the little succubus who would reconnect with him in the next life kicked him out of the group, and finally mocked him.
Lin Dai: Young Master, I am a straight man, I have no lover, I only love myself. Goodbye!
③"Is it wrong to pretend to be a succubus in order to reincarnate?"
If you don't work hard now, you will be miserable in the next life.
Lin Dai has always firmly believed that she was not wrong.
Even if he was entangled by countless perverted idiots and deceived the King of Hell.
He has not forgotten his original intention, refuses to repent, and is vicious to the end. He insists that he is a straight man, and he is just temporarily abandoning his bottom line and becoming a succubus for the next life.
Until the victims came to punish him.
The vicious little liar straight man finally stopped talking and cried.
Demining: Accepting the imperfect character.
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Purpose: Physical and mental growth