[I'm terrible at writing blurbs. Don't bother reading the intro, sob sob, sniffle sniffle]
Bai Xu is a famous author of melodramatic novels on a certain site. His plots are so over-the-top that countless readers complain, and he gets selected by the melodrama-riddled System 351. In every melodramatic novel, he has the difficult job (not really) of "protecting" the male lead.
World One: Classic Stepmother Story [Rich-Family Melodrama]
Stepmother (Bai Xu): I love your dad, but I love his money more, so you have to disappear.
Male lead: I'll give you all my money, and my life too. Please stop loving my dad, okay?
World Two: Classic Fake Brothers Story [ABO]
Younger brother (Bai Xu): I'm sorry, brother. My heart is bad, so I'll have to use yours.
Male lead: You can have my heart, but I want you to belong to me completely.
★Highlight: The male lead is reborn.
World Three: Classic Adoptive Father and Son Story [Entertainment Industry]
Adoptive father (Bai Xu): Your parents betrayed me, so I killed them. I only took you in because you were so young and I pitied you.
Male lead: It's okay. It was all their fault, so I don't blame you. I just want you to cherish me a little more.
★This world has a highlight too.
World Four: Classic Best-Bro Story [Ancient-Era Overpowered Hero]
The overpowered hero's best bro (Bai Xu): I've helped you conquer the world all these years. I only fell in love with one insignificant maid in your harem. Why can't you let me have her?
Overpowered hero: You love her, she loves me, and I love you. If you want it, I'll give you this position and everything I have.
[Four worlds planned for now. I'll decide later whether to write more.]
● My style is old-fashioned and melodramatic, and I write purely for my own enjoyment. ★ If you can't stand it, drop it early and enjoy yourself.
● I'm thin-skinned and fragile, and I can't stand personal attacks. I need you all to be kind. ★ If readers say really nasty things about me, I'll insult them back.
● Please don't bash the characters in the story too harshly, including the villains. After all, even pitiable people have their detestable sides.
Important points:
1. The stepmother, adoptive father and son, and fake brothers in this story are not related by blood or law.
2. "Melodramatic" means the plot is clichéd and childish, with absurd and exaggerated elements. So don't expect logic in a melodramatic story. Just enjoy the ride.
3. Updates may come every three or four days, or sometimes once a week, because I have a heavy workload in real life. If I don't have enough time, I can only update weekly. During winter break, I should be able to update every two days.
Theme: That's it
