After Pretending to Be a Newbie, I Latched Onto a Big Shot

The unlucky Ling Ran has played Drunken Dream for two years, spending countless amounts of money and energy, yet his gear is always Common grade, and he can only draw basic skills. He's published countless guides for free-to-play players and is hailed as “the God of Bad Luck.” But in a tournament streamed across every platform, he is cut down in a minute by the server's number one player, “Yun Heng Qin Ling,” who is covered in golden light. Countless free-to-play players cry out, “The unlucky really aren't cut out for gaming. Even God Ran has fallen. Sniffle, sniffle~” Ling Ran: “...Stop being so gross with that fake crying.” Just then, the game releases an event offering perks to new players, so Ling Ran angrily creates an alt. The alt accidentally joins Yun Heng Qin Ling's party. After one round, Yun Heng Qin Ling asks him, “Are you not very good at this game? You should socket Soul Stones into your Taiwu Clan weapon.” Ling Ran starts typing: “What the hell are you talking about? If I don't know how to play, who does? You? Just because you can draw Soul Stones, you have to show off to me and make me call you Dad, ” Yun Heng Qin Ling initiates a trade with Ou Miaomiao: five Soul Stones. Ling Ran expressionlessly deletes the text from the chat box: “I'm a newbie and don't know how to play. Thank you for helping me out, boss.” “...Sniffle, sniffle.” Theme: Love.