My Second Personality Is Pretending to Be the System

[To be filled in] A silly story with no logic. Read at your own risk!!! Female Alpha and male Omega. Read at your own risk. A domineering female Alpha with an unusual way of thinking x a quiet, taciturn male Omega with mild social anxiety Boss Xin is a powerful Alpha, Until a voice suddenly appears in her mind: "Ding-dong! Host 7523, I'm your System, at your service!" The System points at an ordinary-looking Omega. "He's your fated one. Hurry up, take off your clothes and rub against him!" Boss Xin: ...I must not have used the bathroom properly yesterday. At first, Boss Xin coldly interrogates Xu Xing: "What are you after? Keep your pheromones to yourself." Later, she wails and clings to him, refusing to let go. "Xu Xing, waah... What will it take for you to like me?" Xu Xing thinks this obsessive stalker has gone completely crazy. Until he discovers that she has a split personality, and everything finally seems to make sense. System (crossed out, second personality): No, it doesn't! I'm not taking the blame for this! In this vast world of mortals, I came for you. One-line summary: A bamboo staff and straw sandals beat a fine horse. Who's afraid? Warnings: 1. A mountain of author-created settings. The primary and secondary personalities can share memories and talk to each other. A modern CEO-style Alpha/Beta/Omega world. (Sorry, there are definitely major medical inaccuracies. If that bothers you, run!) 2. A little silly, a brainless story, and quite unrealistic. Theme: Life is too short to be boxed in.