Your Trash Talk Is Awesome!

[Title and blurb are tentative and may change when I start posting.]

Chang Ming transmigrated to another world of cultivation and discovered that her golden finger was a constitution she was born with: the Primordial Pure Essence Body, an unparalleled physique unseen for ten thousand years. She's basically a succubus incarnate, or a walking Tang Monk's flesh. They say that any old monster with even a little knowledge, any arrogant prodigy, demonic powerhouse, or spirit clan overlord will be desperate to lock her up, crack her bones, and boil her into soup...

Chang Ming looked at the System, which was still smugly promising to let her sleep her way through the cultivation world. "..."

This was all completely absurd.

But that was a problem for later.

The local magistrate is better than a distant emperor. Whatever the case, first she had to run from the beautiful, unhinged young deputy sect master of the demonic sect where she was stuck...

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Many, many years later, someone respectfully asked the Great Emperor of Chaos and Lord of the Heavens how they had achieved such an unprecedented feat.

"Because..."

Chang Ming rubbed her chin and pondered seriously for a moment, then sincerely gave a thumbs-up. "Because I'm amazing at talking trash!"

The big shots: "Heh. Hehehe."

"Damn it!" The System could no longer hold back its furious roar. "Yun Changming, I really believed your bullshit back then!"

[A long-form, ridiculous, satisfying power-up story set in a vast world of eight continents and countless provinces, with the heroine moving from one map to another. She doesn't even blink when she talks trash. With her "personality" she "wins over" (pisses off) all kinds of companions, and her chaotic adventures eventually lead her to defeat a crowd of old monsters and become the ultimate big boss. Hooray!]

[Bows. So sorry, so sorry. I'm too busy in real life to update for now, so don't wait for me, everyone. I'll be back once I'm done with everything. Sending love!]

Theme: With a world of possibilities in your heart, you can go anywhere under heaven.