A Trash Team, Every Player a God [Esports]

My new novel, "I Woke Up Pregnant with My Nemesis's Baby," is now open for collection. The blurb is at the bottom. Please add it to your favorites! Blurb: During the S12 semifinals at Blood Mist Arena, Ji Qingqiu, the god-tier jungler who once dominated the entire professional scene, made a misjudgment that led to his team being shockingly eliminated. That night, everyone was begging the veteran to retire already. The only exception was a small streamer named Lin Hang, who immediately spotted a problem with the mid laner beside him. He fired up his main Weibo account and argued with people until the early hours of the morning. Later, the problem player stayed with the team. Ji Qingqiu, the veteran who had devoted seven whole years to it, was instead forced to ask for a contract termination in the final week of the transfer period. Afterward, he put together a bunch of unwanted players and formed a trash team. A 26-year-old top laner who had yet to win a single championship. An unknown AD from a third-rate team who barely got off the bench. A sycophantic support whose results over the past few years had come entirely from coasting. And a streamer mid laner who supposedly had such severe psychological problems that he couldn't even compete onstage. The lineup of "old, weak, sick, and disabled" left countless fans baffled, and plenty of viewers openly mocked them. [I'm dying. These old, weak, sick, and disabled guys think they can win a championship?] [Forget the championship. If they can make it back into the pro league from the Challenger tournament, I'll get down on my knees and call him Dad!] But as soon as these "old, weak, sick, and disabled" players showed up, they swept the competition. The veteran top laner pulled off all kinds of outrageous tricks. The sycophantic support became the ultimate babysitter, saving teammates at the very last second. The benchwarmer AD unleashed damage like a nuclear bomb. And Lin Hang, who had always been branded a problem child by the entire scene, went on to become the demon king of the mid lane, dominating the entire position. * Later, the new team won the championship. Their faces were everywhere across all the major apps, but what ultimately topped the trending charts was an interview with Lin Hang from when he first entered the pro scene, dug up by fans. At the time, Lin Hang had just entered the pro scene, and the noise from the public was at its loudest. To avoid putting pressure on him, the host asked him a question unrelated to the competition: "What do you want to do next?" But Lin Hang raised his head and spoke directly to the camera. "There's nothing I want to do. The only thing I want is to win a championship." "Yeah, that's right. Me and Ji Qingqiu. Just the few of us." [Manipulative, scheming jungler gong x rebellious-looking but actually dense mid laner shou] Reader's Guide: 1. The MOBA game is original, with League of Legends and Honor of Kings as references. 2. Dual leads, happy ending, older gong. 3. The shou doesn't really have psychological problems. He just has some bad memories tied to this game. 4. No real-life inspirations, no real-life inspirations, no real-life inspirations. ---Coming Soon: "I Woke Up Pregnant with My Nemesis's Baby"--- An accident at age 27 caused He Ran to lose ten years of his memory. Bankruptcy, an arranged marriage, marital troubles... One second, 17-year-old He Ran was sitting in class, furiously pelting his romantic rival and nemesis with paper balls. The next, he found himself years in the future, at a rehearsal for his wedding to that same person. And the most explosive part was that he was pregnant with his nemesis's baby before marriage. Lu Qingyan, that bastard, had knocked him up and was actually planning to run away from the wedding and abandon him?! Seventeen-year-old He Ran stared innocently at the shoddy ultrasound report on his phone. In an instant, he had already decided where to bury the other man. But then, on a discarded newspaper beside him, he saw the news that his family had gone bankrupt and was deep in debt. He Ran: "Heh, Lu Qingyan..." If you're so arrogant when we're dating, you'll pay dearly if you dare run away from the wedding! * Everyone in the industry knew that movie emperor Lu Qingyan had been secretly in love with the young master of the He family for ten years. Even though he knew the other man already loved someone else, after the He family went bankrupt, he still schemed to marry him by means of a marriage contract. He hoped that one day the other man might truly fall in love with him. But before that day arrived, He Ran's longtime crush, the white moonlight of his life, suddenly returned to the country the night before their wedding rehearsal. After witnessing He Ran's extreme attempts to flee the wedding, even going so far as to hurt himself for it, Lu Qingyan finally decided to end their contract and personally give He Ran the happiness he wanted. But a month later, just when he thought everything was over, He Ran, who had spent over a month making a scene by his side and should have long since gone far away with someone else, showed up at the wedding for no apparent reason. Pointing angrily at his white moonlight, he used his 17-year-old acting skills to put on an absurdly over-the-top melodrama in front of everyone present. "Sniffle, sniffle. We've been childhood sweethearts since we were little. To be with you, I endured the discomfort of being three months pregnant and worked myself to the bone serving you every night." "And even after all that, you still want to abandon your wife and child and leave with this tramp, Lu Beichen! You're so cruel~" * At the wedding, He Ran gave it his all, putting his so-called acting skills to the test. He thought that once the farce was over, the scumbag would be disgraced, and he would have his revenge. After that, even if the scumbag wanted to go off with his white moonlight, he would still have to pay him a hefty sum in child support. But the next second, the entire venue suddenly erupted in applause. Countless people rushed up to them, congratulating Lu Qingyan on finally winning the heart of the person he had loved for years. Only his own assistant looked at him with concern and said, "Ran, you'd better really be pregnant. Otherwise, I suggest you stop joking around." "With Lu Qingyan's personality, I'm genuinely afraid that if you say that, you'll never get out of bed again." Movie emperor gong x painter shou Theme: Never give up, always fight to be number one