Xian Yuan Yun Que, a member of The Expiry Date, a group once affiliated with the Zhongwang District's Yan Zhi Ye Party, has recently spent a long time away from her usual territory in Hokkaido, visiting various locations to scout them out. Her behavior has attracted the attention of all kinds of factions.
The person in question says: ...It's just that the regional O-horse collab merch has only been available for purchase in those places lately.
And yet:
The Zhongwang District's power broker raises an eyebrow. A certain Ikebukuro street dancer leader's mouth twitches. A Yokohama do-gooder's eyelid jumps. Shibuya's top designer crushes the candy in his mouth. The Shinjuku doctor still has his ears hidden by his hair. The Osaka comedy duo's eyes remain shut. [The last two haven't changed at all!]
And Nagoya? Who cares! [Just kidding.]
Xian Yuan Yun Que: Sorry, Nagoya didn't get a collab.
I'm not writing Nagoya because I don't know their personalities well enough yet. I'm writing Osaka because I'm thirsty for Sensei. [Just kidding.]
I got into the anime on a whim and started writing on a whim. I plan to have fun with all of them, but it won't be too long since there isn't enough to read, so I'm writing this for myself.
Please don't dwell on any illogical parts. The answer is that the author is an idiot and can't be bothered to think about the timeline or logic.
Pure wish fulfillment, just so I can have them rap in every region. [Just kidding.]
Updates when inspiration strikes.
Theme: I just want to write rap
Eh? Isn't it mcd and nb?
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Woohoo, well written, please continue.
Come and catch a bug. It's white glue, not white glue
It's so cold that the kids want to cut their own thighs QAQ
Yes!!! There is so little food!!
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