Has the Green Tea Romance Fallen Apart Today?

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Also known as "The Green Tea Romance Keeps Trying to Get Itself Killed," "Online Dating? The Scam Kind," and "My Online Date Is My Classmate"

Ye Su has had two great wishes all his life.

To master his gameplay and dominate the online world.

To find a pair of peerless hands and admire (touch) them up close to his heart's content.

But the more wonderful the dream, the harsher the reality.

One

Ye Su is famously terrible at games.

He's equally bad at PVP and PVE, and people keep mistaking him for a girl.

So he goes along with the misunderstanding, posing as a girl and living it up in the game.

After an inexplicable gossip scandal, he even ends up flirting with the top big shot on the server.

"A Tree's Shade Is Nice": "Awwww~ Senior, come kiss me, hug me, and lift me up high!"

"East Hedge by the Marsh": "Get the hell away from me."

Two

Ye Su is secretly obsessed with hands.

Afraid he'll be taken for a pervert and arrested, he does his best to rein in the beast within.

Until one day.

He accidentally clicks on a study livestreaming app and finds his spiritual sustenance.

YS7215693: "Aaaah~ God Lu's hands are so beautiful! The mole in the web of his thumb is so sexy. I want them."

Lu: "What kind of weirdo are you? Get lost!!"

Three

When the aloof big shot from the game and the scheming top student from the study app turn out to be the same person in real life.

Ye Su: "Damn, I must have saved the galaxy in my last life!"

Lu Zeyan: "Hell, this little drama queen just won't leave me alone!"

Four

After a month together.

Ye Su: "Damn, I don't want this anymore. The aloof and gentle act was all fake."

Lu Zeyan: "Hell, this little drama queen is so sweet and soft. I'm dying of cuteness."

Five

Ye Su: "Senior, I may pretend to be a girl, flirt with guys, and act cute, but I'm straight as an arrow."

Lu Zeyan: "I know, Junior. You're straight. So can you get off me now?"

Reader's guide:

A scheming, fake-aloof genius top student gong x a short-tempered, drama-queen, faux-green-tea shou.

Updated daily.

A satisfying, face-slapping comedy, ridiculously goofy, with a whole lot of sweetness.

The game is mainly inspired by "Jian Wang 3" and my imagination.

The early chapters focus on the game. I'll do my best to make it easy to follow.

A friend's book: "I Dominate the Apocalypse with a Red Packet Group" by Bai Shu Wei Ai Mao: A second-generation cultivator kills zombies and saves the world during the apocalypse.

Coming next: "My Wild Dad Wants to Reveal His Identity Every Day"

Su Jian is the strongest mid-laner in the Valley. His ultimate goal is to qualify for the professional league through the KPL youth training program and play a duo match with his idol, the god of the game, Chi Shen, aka Pretender.

As for streaming, playing with viewers, and flirting with Wild Dad, those are just the first steps in his long-term plan.

He never expected Wild Dad to be both ruthless and shamelessly flirtatious. Admiring the strong, Su Jian falls for him without a shred of principle.

The day before they are supposed to meet in person, Su Jian gets his admission notice for the KPL youth training camp.

Chi Zhe: "Tell me, do you like PretenderCZ?"

Su Jian: "Yeah."

Chi Zhe: "Then what the hell am I?"

Su Jian: "My boyfriend?"

Chi Zhe leans against the balcony, basking in the sun with a lollipop in his mouth, his expression a complicated mix of joy and sorrow.

A week after training camp begins, his idol suddenly shows up as the camp's tactical coach. Su Jian is so excited he can barely breathe, stammering and wanting nothing more than a hug.

After a month together, Su Jian thinks his idol is a little strange. Strange in a pretty flirtatious way.

Su Jian: "I have a boyfriend, Idol."

Chi Zhe: "Who's your boyfriend? Is he better than me?"

Su Jian: "He is."

Chi Zhe: "???"

Su Jian: "His main role is jungler, and his mechanics are damn good. Want to play against him sometime?"

The same balcony. The same lollipop. The same mix of joy and sorrow.

Chi Zhe, the incredibly good jungler, Su Jian's real boyfriend, PretenderCZ, the national-server Wild Dad, and Su Jian's idol, exits the chat with a sour look, panic surging inside him.

[Question: How do I solo against myself? Please help, urgent!!]

Moral: Only by striving tirelessly can you change your fate.