The Defective Product Becomes a God After Dangerous Evolution

A note before we begin: This is not a story about mutations and superpowers. It focuses on the growth and comeback of a defective product. There is no golden finger that sends the protagonist soaring to the top. The setting is niche, extremely niche. I haven't seen another like it. If you're just passing by, please don't rush to bookmark it. Read a bit first, and bookmark it if you're interested. Please don't bookmark and then un-bookmark it, or my nerves won't hold up. Thanks, everyone~ Please bookmark my upcoming novels: The Handsome Merman by the Sea and Even Gods Have to Build Infrastructure. Short-lived, fragile, and of no research value! After being classified as defective, the phytomorphic Su Qi was finally granted special permission to leave the hospital and retire. No one knew he was actually a genius alchemist, with innate devouring and healing abilities. He could devour anything that was wrong with him, and if he couldn't devour it, he could simply be reborn from scratch. Just as he was happily planning his retirement, someone abducted him. His abductor was none other than the director of the Security Bureau, who claimed it was all to protect him. Su Qi: Take a look for yourself. Does this look safe to you? And so he became... a certain director's private test subject. Su Qi frantically waved his hands. “No, no! I'm frail and short-lived, and completely useless. We can't waste the Alliance's resources on me.” Then he reached out, and the director's years-long rejection of his mechanical body was cured. The madness caused by mutation was gone, too. Mutants everywhere: Amazing! We want him, too. Everyone looked at him with hopeful eyes. The director said innocently, “They won't let you leave. And since you're frail and short-lived, I guess I'll have to put in a little more effort to protect you.” Su Qi: “Say what you want, but why are you undoing your buttons? Hey, don't come any closer!” *Bonus scene: Interviewer: How did you two meet? Su Qi: I was running away from someone. Yan Weizhi: I was chasing someone. Su Qi: I jumped out the window. Yan Weizhi: He landed in my arms. In conclusion: #A Match Made in Heaven Couple: A high-IQ, overpowered phytomorphic bottom + the mightiest modified body, a formidable top #A story about a short-lived defective who only wanted to live a couple more days, but ended up with an extraordinary talent and became an all-purpose interstellar healer. A few notes: 1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, sweet. 2. I'm terrible at chemistry and biology and have no medical background. If anything seems inaccurate, please point it out politely. 3. Interstellar setting. 4. The protagonist grows over time. He won't be overpowered from the start. [Upcoming novel: The Handsome Merman by the Sea] The overworked Wei Sili was sick of life in the big city and returned to his seaside hometown. He planted flowers, surfed, and sunbathed, finally enjoying days without an alarm clock waking him up. That is, until he knocked someone off his surfboard. The man claimed to be the Dragon King's youngest son. He also said the fish who turned into sea foam was his distant cousin, and the one holding a trident was his distant uncle... Wei Sili: Oh, no. Did I give him a brain injury? Should I take him to a psychiatric hospital or the ER? The outrageously highborn sea fish was stubborn and refused to go anywhere, insisting that the moment he came ashore, he would turn into sea foam and float away. Wei Sili: ...Our country's sea fish don't have that problem. Stubborn Sea Fish: Some do! Unless you say you love me. [Upcoming novel: Even Gods Have to Build Infrastructure] After being punished with confinement for his crimes, the god of calamity Xu Chu opened his eyes to find the mortal world transformed. The divine realm had collapsed, spiritual energy was gone, and he was the last god in existence. Whenever the god of calamity appears, disaster and chaos follow. Without a god of fortune to keep him in check, he could wreck the mortal world in a day. It might be kind of satisfying, but with no worshippers left, he would eventually vanish, too. What a disaster! Just as he considered lying back down and resuming his confinement, a little brat suddenly ransacked his temple. The kid was a bit rough around the edges, but was actually pretty nice. He promised to find Xu Chu worshippers, take him along on guilt-free rampages, and help him become the Lord of All Gods... What oppressed little god could resist that? But what's with this walking human alarm system? And what does he mean by using Xu Chu to clear and develop new territory? Xu Chu is the god of calamity! The kid: “Oh, I found you another desolate planet. We're leaving tomorrow.” Xu Chu: I'm done for. Turns out I never installed the national anti-fraud app. Also known as: The God of Calamity's Daily Life After Losing His Job, The God of Calamity Gets Sold a New Dream Every Day, and Born to Cause Destruction, Forced to Conquer the Stars Theme: Technology changes lives.