[A goofy, hilarious heroine X a brutal, cold-blooded villainous male lead]
Omega Jia is a young, single woman who has never been with anyone. Out of nowhere, she gets pregnant. Four months later, she gives birth to a monster with only a head and no body.
Her family gathers around her and asks who the father is.
Terrified, she says, "I don't know either! I just got pregnant out of nowhere!"
One day, the baby's father suddenly appears. He says he'll kill Omega Jia and take their adorable baby away, then conquer Earth with his fleet.
Good grief... Just look at how brutal and bloodthirsty the baby's father is!
With a bloodthirsty tyrant like that around, Omega Jia teeters between life and death every day. Who wouldn't have nightmares with a tyrant like this constantly plotting to take their head?
But what goes around comes around. The tyrant is suddenly struck by lightning and loses his memory. Omega Jia rubs her hands together and secretly begins planning her revenge, swearing to torture the brutal bastard within an inch of his life!
The once-arrogant tyrant becomes her devoted servant. She points east, and he wouldn't dare go west. She points at a dog, and he wouldn't dare hit a chicken. She tells him to flirt with another woman, and he... actually refuses! She cracks her little whip. Unless she beats him until his skin splits, how will he learn to obey without question?
But the old coot gets more and more rebellious. One day, he even pins her to a table and steals her first kiss!
A dog can't stop eating crap, and a cat can't stop chasing fish. A toad is dreaming of eating swan meat. His brutal nature makes him domineering, and the old geezer is getting more and more outrageous. Now he even wants her to have his baby!
Once Omega Jia grows accustomed to her servant's doting, she starts praying that the sleeping beast will never wake up.
[Warnings]
Everyone is crazy, and nobody thinks normally. If you don't like humor, don't read.
Theme: My baby's father is the most handsome man in the universe!
