Reborn as the Early-Dying Emperor [Entertainment Industry]

Seeking advance follows: My Wife Is Sarcastic Every Day [Book Transmigration], sweet gong-centric story (blurb below) After Becoming a Side Character [Quick Transmigration], no-cp face-slapping wish-fulfillment story (blurb further below) Blurb: Qin Yu transmigrates into the future as a frail, weak emperor who could keel over at the slightest breeze, destined to die young and pass the throne to the male lead. His life is going very well. Then one day, Qin Yu spends a little too long staring at an actor's face on a TV show. After a moment of deep thought, one of Qin Yu's subordinates says, "Your Majesty, I understand!" Qin Yu: ??? Qin Yu: What do you understand? I don't get it. That very night, the actor from the TV show appears in Qin Yu's bed. Ling Yun goes to shoot a drama, and Qin Yu misses him terribly. So: When Ling Yun sees Qin Yu on the set as a new actor, he asks, "Why are you here??? You didn't bring eight hundred soldiers to surround the place, did you?" Qin Yu: "I also brought five tanks and twenty snipers!" My Wife Is Sarcastic Every Day [Book Transmigration]: I transmigrated into a novel, into the body of a cannon-fodder character. But at least now I have a wife. My wife was originally a young master, but he was switched at birth. Now the real heir has returned, and my wife has been kicked out of his family and forced to marry me. My wife is beautiful and has a great figure. I really like him, even if his personality isn't very friendly. I went out of my way to make my wife happy by cooking a delicious meal. He really enjoyed it. Me: "Honey, did you like my cooking?" Wife: "Nothing special. Just passable. Barely edible." My wife had his eye on some clothes he liked, so I worked hard and bought them for him. He seemed happy. Me: "Honey, do you like them?" Wife: "They're okay. Nothing special. I'll wear them, I guess." When we exercised together that night, I gave it my all, working diligently. My wife seemed pleased, too. Me: "Honey, are you satisfied?" Wife: "No. Not very good. Not..." Wife: "Satisfied! I'm satisfied!" After Becoming a Side Character [Quick Transmigration]: Character setup: A big shot with a dirty mind, dirty jokes, and an endless stream of chatter (genuine chaotic evil) No-cp comeback and face-slapping wish-fulfillment story The protagonist is male, but in some worlds he will have a female body. This will be noted. World 1: Transmigrated into a cannon-fodder character who committed suicide after being bullied at school. Wei Ge opens his eyes to find himself in the boys' bathroom. Four men are standing in front of him, surrounding him and trying to pull down his pants. ...Wow. He never thought boys these days could be so wild. So Wei Ge pulls down their pants instead. World 2: Transmigrated into the younger son whose parents favor his brother. Wei Ge's father and mother both favor his older brother, giving him the best food and plenty of money, while leaving Wei Ge to fend for himself. When Wei Ge's father's business runs into trouble, he even wants Wei Ge to sell a kidney to support Wei Ge's brother. Wei Ge suspects his mother may have cheated on his father. World 3: A naive sweetheart who's cheated on after working to put her boyfriend through school. (Female body!) Wei Ge is a naive sweetheart from the countryside. After his parents had Wei Ge, they couldn't have any more children, so they adopted an orphaned boy to be Wei Ge's child bridegroom. Once the child bridegroom grows up, he tricks Wei Ge into working to support his education, then rises above his station and becomes a phoenix! Wei Ge decides to be a champion of justice and tell the rich, beautiful girl's father, so he can bring the man to justice! World 4: Theme: Work hard for yourself, achieve your dreams, and become a better person.