Jia's Daily Guide to Staying Alive (Three Kingdoms)

Notice: Revising the story... Please don't ping me. I'll update once the revisions are done.

Coming soon: "The King and the Poisoned Strategist." A silly comedy, please add it to your reading list!

Blurb:

Yan Rou wakes up one day to find that not only does she have a handsome husband, she's also the King of Xiliang, commanding an army of 300,000.

She is utterly shocked, thinking she must still be dreaming.

Though her husband is no longer young, he has a noble and refined appearance. His eyes are dark and deep as the night sky, and his face is strikingly handsome, with sharp angles. In formal settings, he's dignified and impeccably dressed; when he drops his guard, he turns wickedly seductive. Yan Rou is left heart pounding, legs weak.

And that's not to mention his 300,000 troops, all sworn to obey him, the hidden riches in his private palace that rival those of Tao Zhu Gong, and the secret camp concealing high-tech equipment from aliens.

Yan Rou thinks this is a pretty nice dream, and it makes her want to cut loose.

Yan Rou: "Hey, you over there! Handsome guy! Want to come work in Xiliang? Room and board included, five kinds of insurance and a housing fund, and you can enjoy a romantic fling with a big sister... [censored]...!"

Xun Yu/Xun You/Guo Jia/Xi Zhicai/Zhuge Liang/Sun Ce/Zhou Yu/Lu Xun/Zhang Liao/Zhao Yun...: "???"

Jia Xu and his wife, Yan Rou, have lived together in perfect harmony for twenty years and have three children. Who'd have thought that one day his wife would forget her past and start chasing other men?!

"I'm the mighty King of Xiliang, a wealthy bachelor. How can I have only one husband, I mean, one civil and military official?"

As long as I sound confident enough, no one will find out about my affair!

Yan Rou's famous quote.

Jia Xu: Have I really gotten too old to hold a knife?

Someone picked up a knife and went on to conquer all of the Central Plains.

This is the story of a man who only wanted to cuddle up with his wife and kids, but ended up conquering the world because his wife was too wild.

Couple: A successful, high-tech-loving, handsome-face-loving, spoiled and capricious Queen Yan Rou x the ruthless, unfathomably cunning master strategist Jia Wenhe.

A silly comedy, a silly comedy, a silly comedy.

Important enough to say three times.

Blurb:

After transmigrating to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, Jia Bai looks at her frail mother on one side and her young brother on the other, terrified and unsure how to keep the family alive in a time of chaos. All she can do is find ways to grow stronger. Then one day, her father returns from his post as an official, and a visitor surnamed Li greets him warmly as Brother Wenhe. Jia Bai is struck like lightning. She can't help recalling all the things she'd done to stay alive, all the reckless stunts she'd pulled, and covers her face. Dad is still Dad. All those years of foolishness were just because she'd gotten water in her brain.

Question: What's it like having a big shot for a dad?

Jia Bai: Thanks for asking. First I was shocked, then I was won over, except when I brought my partner home.

Question: ???

Jia Bai: My partner is Guo Fengxiao, a daredevil. My dad is Jia Wenhe, a master schemer.

You get what that's like?

To put it simply, imagine switching the genders:

Your loving mother, who worked hard to raise you, and your charming, attractive wife both reach out to you. Whose hand do you take?

<Important>: The heroine is an ordinary woman. The early story focuses on family matters, then the world. If you don't like world-conquering plots, don't read on, so we can spare each other the pain.

Theme: Peace throughout the land is what the people long for.