The Glazed Imperial Capital

Pairing: Bai Di x Luo Hou Ji Du A modern fan who has watched the entire series and ships Di Du transmigrates into a stone statue beside the Tianhe River. One day, the statue suddenly cracks. Watching the two act like a perfectly content couple, Star Lord Zhi Nv says: Love doesn't matter. What matters is that I want you to become my nephew's wife. Why practice the Heartless Art? You nearly ruined a perfectly good marriage. If you're that out of your mind, go wash your brain in the Tianhe River! Star Lord Zhi Nv: Ting Nu, do you have any medicine that makes people lose their minds? Ting Nu: What would you need that for, Star Lord? Star Lord Zhi Nv: To change Ah Hao's cultivation technique. Star Lord Zhi Nv: I just read your fortune. In your past life, you were a plantain lily in the mountains that cured every illness. Demon King: ... Zhi Nv: Yuan Lang, can I borrow some of your feathers? Yuan Lang: What do you want them for, Star Lord Zhi Nv? Star Lord Zhi Nv: It's getting cold. I'll knit a towel. Yuan Lang: ????? Luo Hou Ji Du: Auntie, my king fell in love with you at first sight. Would you marry into the Demon Realm? Star Lord Zhi Nv: What? I thought of you as my nephew's wife, but you think of me as your sister-in-law? Theme: I just want Ji Du to become my nephew's wife.