My Nemesis Has Improper Designs on Me

My next novel, "Serving the Buddha," is open for follows! // Compassionate monk seme vs. sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside phoenix uke Synopsis: ↓↓↓ Scheming, devoted, beautiful, jealous seme vs. teasing, then running away, all talk but physically very honest uke (1) After assassin Nie Huan becomes a rogue, his sworn enemy pays a fortune to "keep" him for a month, declaring he wants him for the rest of his life... When he was young, Nie Huan did some pretty awful things to this employer. Who knew that after becoming a regional tyrant, the man would hold such a grudge and seek revenge by "using him up"! Nie Huan: Don't sweat it. Ye Lanshuang was such a well-behaved kid back then. What could he possibly do to me? Later, screams rang through the heavens, and the great hero Nie pounded his chest in despair. "Ye Lanshuang... You're no little puppy! You're a freaking wolfhound!!!" (2) Ye Lanshuang was a corpse buried alive in a mass grave. When Nie Huan dug him up with a shovel, he wasn't quite dead yet. Out of gratitude for saving his life, he served as Nie Huan's stablehand for several years. When Ye Lanshuang was teething, the pain was unbearable. Young Master Nie volunteered to pull out his tooth, but tied it to the door with a string and kicked the door shut... The tooth came out. "Better a short pain than a long one," Nie Huan said with a wicked grin. Ye Lanshuang: "…" Twelve years passed. The former stablehand became a martial arts alliance leader feared throughout the land, while the dashing young master became the greatest assassin in the martial world. One day, Ye Lanshuang pointed at a portrait collected by his bodyguard and said gravely, "I want this man." The bodyguard replied, "This is Nie Huan, the greatest assassin in the martial world. His price is exorbitant. Do you want him killed or tortured, Sect Leader?" Ye Lanshuang stared at the portrait, lost in thought. A fleeting smile crossed his face. "Tortured!" Later... screams rang through the heavens as Nie Huan begged for mercy with a tearful face. Ye Lanshuang leaned down and whispered softly in his ear, "Better a short pain than a long one." "…" Coming soon: A historical fantasy novel about two strong men, "I'll Break Your Heartless Dao No Matter What." Synopsis below ↓↓↓ (1) Gu Yuan Ying, a full-level Demon Lord who once dominated the world, has no idea how he was tricked into marrying Chi Qingwu, who cultivated the Heartless Dao! Getting married young was bad enough, but on their wedding day, his Dao companion plunged a sword straight through his chest! And so he died young, while Chi Qingwu became the foremost hero for vanquishing demons and monsters, even at the cost of killing his own spouse, and ascended to godhood. (2) A hundred years later, Gu Yuan Ying wakes up again, only to discover that he's been reborn as a "second-generation god" and a heartthrob. Besides neglecting his duties and flirting with everyone, he's also engaged to the upright, incorruptible Chi Qingwu, who killed his husband in his previous life to uphold the Dao! Gu Yuan Ying: Should I kill him and grind his bones to dust, or marry him first, break his Heartless Dao, then seduce him and abandon him!!! Help... (3) In all seriousness: For you, I am driven to madness; for you, my longing becomes a breeze. ● Rebellious, unruly, and defiant uke VS calm, self-possessed seme who knows how to handle every kind of defiance Message: You may not be able to change your circumstances, but you can change yourself. You may not be able to change the past, but you can change the present.