I Keep Crashing and Burning After Joining a Dating Advice Group

1. Li Ting transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a disposable character and binds himself to a romance advice group to stay alive. He thinks the ones in need of romance advice are novice Qi Refiners. Though he has no experience himself, he teaches the group members how to date, pursue someone, and deal with scumbags. But chaos erupts across the world. The foremost sword cultivator breaks up with his Dao companion, the Demon King starts pursuing the Demon Lord, and war breaks out between the two races. The entire cultivation world is looking for him, the culprit. He clutches his secret identity and trembles. It's not his fault things went off the rails. How was he supposed to know the group was full of big shots and he was the only newbie? 2. The original owner died after being betrayed by the male lead. To spite him, Li Ting deliberately cheats on him, claiming he's taken the villainous ghost cultivator Duan Qiyun as his Dao companion. That very day, Duan Qiyun comes to his door. "Hmm? I heard you're satisfied with my size and skills?" Li Ting: "It's all a misunderstanding. Let me explain. Let go of me, ah!" 3. Li Ting loves handicrafts and enjoys making useless designs. To help a group member pursue someone, he makes a "Concern-and-Comfort Machine." It's so noisy that its user smashes it on the first day. To help a group member break up, he makes a "Scumbag-Finding Navigation Device." Because it's terrible with directions, it leads the scumbag to the cave of a master who has been single for a thousand years. After offending a big shot, he brings out his "Invincible Concealment Lamp," but a programming error blows his secret identity on the spot. He tells Duan Qiyun miserably, "I loved you. Now go." Duan Qiyun: "What are you afraid of? Even if the whole cultivation world comes after us, I won't think anything of it." Li Ting: "Sure, sure. You can say that kind of badass line in bed, little ghost cultivator." Duan Qiyun releases the overwhelming pressure of a Mahayana cultivator and smiles playfully. "Still calling me a little ghost cultivator?" A deranged, mischievous powerhouse gong x a cute, clueless newbie shou Theme: Helping others is everyone's responsibility.