[Three Kingdoms] My Lord, My Head Hurts

(Synopsis screenshotted on 2020/10/19)

This novel will go premium on February 24, with 10,000 characters updating then.

What's it like to transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms and become a ruler?

Jiang Shan (the first female emperor, an unparalleled top-tier all-rounder in both military and civil affairs, the one and only strategy goddess)

Thanks for asking. I'm in Luoyang, and I just got out of court.

You think being a ruler just means sitting in the office with a teacup and feeding the birds? That's naive!

Do you know how hard it is to respond to Cao Cao's flirtatious poems?

Do you know how exhausting it is to handle Sun Ce, Zhao Yun, and Ma Chao challenging me to one-on-one sparring matches one after another?

Do you know how hard it is to find the wine Guo Jia hides?

Do you know how hard it is to mediate when Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu meet and immediately start sniping at each other?

Do you know how fast Lu Bu runs after doing something bad?

Do you know--Wait, who changed my status message?!

Xun You & Xun Yu: Your Majesty, it's time for class.

Jiang Shan: Help... My head's starting to hurt again.

"Reader's Guide"

1. This is a heavily altered game world, not the real historical Three Kingdoms!!! The characters' timelines are all mixed up, and who appears when depends entirely on the author's mood.

2. A dominant female lead becomes ruler in a strategist and general collection game, with scheming at an elementary-school level. Not recommended if you want to read with your brain switched on.

3. NO NP, ONLY 1V1. Male lead undecided.

Theme: A daughter should stand on her own, not be a parasitic vine