(Naruto) Another Day of Wanting to Chop Hidan to Pieces

My name is Inoue Kawano, and I have an especially stupid childhood friend.

Ah, he's so annoying... Hidan really is the worst.

He takes forever to pray every time, and gets his clothes so dirty. Mending them is such a pain.

Today is another day when I want to chop Hidan to pieces.

1. The protagonist is an original character who did not transmigrate. He is gentle (yeah, right), thrifty, and good at managing a household.

2. Like Hidan, he is immortal.

3. OOC warning.

4. Lots of headcanons. This is basically me making stuff up, so if you don't like it, please don't complain or click.

Hidan is so darn handsome, I just had to take a shot at writing him.

Theme: May the Evil God enjoy eternal glory.