"I turned around, and there they were, where the lamplight dimmed."
"Master!"
"Mm."
"What are you doing here?"
"What? My disciple is flirting with some secret lover here, and I can't come take a look?"
"Master, let me explain. I mean, let me plead my case. He's my subordinate!"
"Plead your case?"
"Explain, I mean. It was a slip of the tongue."
"..."
Xijiang Yue, at the hour of the boar
"Mmm... Master, it hurts."
"Serves you right."
"No, I don't want to copy the Book of Rites anymore. I know I was wrong. My hand hurts from copying it."
Theme: Money is just a worldly possession
Wow Tou, the writing is very good. I love it.