In his previous life, Tang Li was a diligent junior uncle in his sect. He respected his senior brothers, treated his junior brothers with courtesy, vanquished demons, and worked to restore the sect's glory. Then a bolt from the blue jolted him awake to the truth: all the things he'd stood by were a joke. In the end, he fought to the death against the cultivators of the Immortal Alliance to save a cat, meeting a glorious and complete end.
Reborn in a new life with no memories, his ultimate goal of living like a lazy fish was already etched into his bones. He did everything he could to become a carefree, beautiful good-for-nothing.
But his useless life went off track after he picked up an immortal cat. Then came a little flower spirit who loved dancing, a tiny lion dog who faked injuries for attention, and a gluttonous fish that could swallow anything.
A company founded on their good looks, and a pet livestreaming app that unexpectedly went viral: he found himself going further and further down the road to fame and fortune. But most shocking of all was the cat's true identity...
"I have a little immortal cat. It can grow big or small and turn beautiful, but its heat lasts a bit too long..."
- A laid-back beauty shou and a volatile gong who'll beat up anyone from three-year-old kindergarteners to eighty-year-old retirement-home residents.
- Contains original settings, in a fictional world.
- No real-life models. No real-life models. No real-life models. The blurb has been screenshotted.
Coming soon, modern urban demon-slaying:
The Dragon King Gong Broke After Our Flash Marriage
The new laws of the Ninth Heaven Palace require all older gods and monsters to resolve their love lives before the Gathering of the Hundred Immortals. Anyone who hasn't found a partner will be assigned one by the organization.
--The new Immortal Venerable has turned a grand celebration of the Three Realms into a matchmaking event.
Jing Wu, the last phoenix, and Ying Yusheng, the last dragon, are forcibly matched. On their wedding night, the two conspire to wreak havoc at the Ninth Heaven Palace. But the next morning, the Dragon King has broken.
"Where's my son?" Ying Yusheng wakes up absolutely convinced that he and Feng Jingwu have been happily in love for a thousand years and have had eight hundred children. "The most vicious hearts belong to phoenixes! Feng Jingwu, where have you hidden them? They're your own sons!"
"I can't give birth! And you can't either! Get a grip!"
Ying Yusheng starts throwing a tantrum: "I don't care. You owe me at least nine sons."
Feng Jingwu: I must have been tricked into this marriage.
In the end, Feng Jingwu is saddled with guardianship duties and forced to set off on a journey to help Ying Yusheng find his sons.
Demons and spirits appear in the human world, and all sorts of grotesque monsters emerge from the earth. Wherever Ying Yusheng goes, he claims to have found another son.
"A child who isn't raised properly is the parents' fault. Your crimes are all my fault."
"Wifey, half of this sin is yours, too."
Feng Jingwu: If I've committed a crime, let the Heavenly Dao punish me. Don't send this stupid long worm to torment me.
Theme: Keep a kind heart, and you'll find a good ending.
People have been killed by him, why should we give him a chance??? Did he give those who died a chance??? I also accept this moral bottom line! If this demon surrenders now, will the male protagonist really kill him and let him be a good person and a star? I&#-+#$&#&@&#!!!
"The brain star is not enough" is a big bug for the author~ obvious
"I don't want to read it" is a big bug for the author~ him
"Look at the support of Yunli Sword" is a big bug for the author~ Awesome
"Everything I find funny" is a big bug for the author~ It seems
"Every sperm vesicle can hold it." This is a big bug for the author~ Tips bag
""If you don't cry, you have to touch your head" is a big bug for the author~ Don't cry don't cry
"I'll leave you as my uncle" is a big bug for the author~ recognize
""My Husband and Son" gave the author a big bug~ It's hers, right?
"We all have no interest in eating" is a big bug for the author~ Yes