Unorthodox Immortal Cultivation

The day Qi Xiaolin left Demon King City, gongs and drums sounded throughout the city and firecrackers went off in celebration. Demons and monsters all came out to see him off, celebrating that the menace was finally going to go cause trouble somewhere else.

At first, innocent passersby who didn't yet know the extent of Qi Xiaolin's powers would sigh:

"What a cute little thing. Too bad it has to have such a mouth..."

Later, after repeatedly being fooled by Qi Xiaolin's appearance, his victims all protested:

"You said you'd win us over with reason, but what the hell, you're using physical force!"

You reap what you sow. After roaming the martial world for years, Qi Xiaolin was finally taken in by a powerful big shot.

Qi Xiaolin had long been secretly in love with the big shot's looks. When he found out that Mulan wasn't a woman, he was heartbroken for a long time, then made up his mind to tell the big shot:

"Brothers for life!"

The big shot nodded, turned around, and silently brought out a blanket.

Qi Xiaolin: "...What the hell?!"

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A hilarious, feel-good cultivation story!

CP: A powerful top who'll kill you over the slightest disagreement X a self-obsessed, boastful, swaggering qilin bottom who bullies the weak and fears the strong

Theme: Care for the natural environment and respect the equality of all life.