The silly, sweet-natured Phoenix Lord of the Immortal Mountains has the heart of a macho man.
Unfortunately, the Phoenix Lord is fair-skinned and beautiful, with a slender waist and long legs. None of the female immortals in the Nine Heavens dares to date him when he's prettier than they are.
He hears that the Alchemy Lord in the heavens has pills that can boost a man's masculinity.
The Phoenix Lord clenches his fists and charges up to the Nine Heavens to get some.
The First Time
"Alchemy Lord, why does that parasol tree in front of your place keep shaking even though there's no wind?"
The Alchemy Lord replies, "A thousand-year-old tree has a spirit. It must be hoping to make friends with you."
The Second Time
As soon as the Phoenix Lord reaches the Nine Heavens and takes one step, the parasol tree above him immediately begins swaying coquettishly.
The Phoenix Lord stares up at it, dumbfounded. Is this what they mean by, 'How delightful to have friends come from afar'?
He is so delighted that he goes home that day with his head full of parasol blossoms, and has to wash his hair.
After the third and fourth times, the Phoenix Lord finally realizes something is amiss.
Would an ordinary friend rub against his neck, brush against his hand, hook his little finger, and wrap a branch around his waist?
No!
The Phoenix Lord is thick-skinned. A man should have some dignity.
He even thinks this immortal tree might be interested in him. Once it takes human form, the two of them could share their feelings.
The Alchemy Lord gives him a sympathetic look. "This parasol tree is male. When it finally takes form, it will be a man. Sigh, Phoenix Lord..."
Theme: As Heaven keeps moving forward with vigor, so should the noble person strive tirelessly for self-improvement
Hahahahahahaha, coquettish tree, hahahaha
Damn it, I originally thought that the person transformed from Wutong was going to be robbed by thunder. Could it be that he suffered it for Phoenix?
Coquettish hahahahahaha
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Madam, I hope to write more short stories
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So sweet!!
I like it so much, I wish it were longer (crying face. Jpg