Shang Junzhi's new life begins with the immortal Taoist priest.
But unlike his ideal state, he became the God of Earth directly and semi-forcedly.
Shang Junzhi: Wait! Stop! No! I don't want to live forever, I just want to survive until I can play games!
The ideal Taoist priest: Holding a fly whisk to sweep the hair, pinching the fingers to make a decision, crossing others to sacrifice myself, holding a sword horizontally across the body, shining the frosty color of the sky and the earth.
Real-life Taoist Priest: Why are Shuten-dōji and Ibaraki-dōji in the Heiankyo legend both girls? ! Minamoto Noraimitsu, don't come over! Just let me help!
What was the trouble between the two idiots who succeeded the country during the Warring States Period? If you have something to say, please tell me! People no longer understand that love is hard to express, okay? !
What was the situation like during the Taisho period? Were the ghosts who hid in the Heian Kyo era so blatantly eating people? !
What happened to the explosion in Yokohama? It blew up all the accessories on my clothes! Wait, why did I wake up in the institute?
What the hell is a human rights survival agency? I'm obviously still alive, so why was I summoned as a heroic spirit? ! Although my class is Caster, I can be considered a long-range person, but I am a swordsman who can beat people close to me and won't let go of the mountains and rivers! Also, although I am an alchemist by profession, I am really not a liar! Brother Zheng, please don't beat me up, scold him to death, help me! ! !
This article is also known as: How to survive as an alchemist under the First Emperor/How can the land god who has lost his country ensure that he does not become a warehouse manager/... And so on.
Scold him to death! I don't want to be a Taoist priest anymore!
Purpose: Focus on reality, don't place your hopes on faith
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