The holy fire is shining, the holy light is shining, all my disciples, meow meow meow meow.
No, wrong, try again.
The jade flute blows in the white sand desert, and I gradually forget who I am after three lifetimes. The sun and the moon shine together in troubled times, and the bright and holy fire looks forward to returning eastward.
I, Atsushi Nakajima, was originally just an ordinary orphan who lived in an orphanage and was bullied every day, and could turn into a big cat. Why did I inexplicably appear in the Mingjiao in the country next door that existed more than a thousand years ago? Because of the language barrier, they made him a saint without permission and changed his name.
If you can just confer the title of Saint Son, why do you still need to tattoo it on my forehead? ! Although that holy fire seal is pretty, it hurts! And what does it mean to change my name from Nakajima Atsushi to Lu Dunming?
However, after the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty issued a decree and turned Mingjiao into a cult, during the Daguangming Temple Incident, I was led by Mr. Kalubi and Mr. Ding Jun to escape outside the customs. As a result, I was separated from them due to a small sandstorm in the Longmen Desert.
As a result, when I came back to my senses, I found that I had returned to Japan in the Taisho era and met a man-eating ghost. He actually told me that he wanted me to be the holy son of his Eternal Bliss Sect? No, wait! I, Lu Dunming, was the holy son of Mingjiao in life, and I am also the former holy son of Mingjiao in death! I will never go with that ghost with weird eyes! My uncle and saintly sister who were the leader of the church a thousand years ago, you have to believe me!
However, after I helped the Demon Slayers eradicate this cult called the Eternal Paradise Sect, I suddenly returned to my original world and turned back into an ordinary orphan, Atsushi Nakajima.
I'm so miserable... I won't say any more, I'll go save Mr. Dazai first.
Key points: Non-serious text, weekly updates, cpIF leader slaughter.
Purpose: Anti-cult