Batman said sternly, "Tell me honestly, how many abilities do you have? Don't make me put on an act."
Lu Yi blushed. "I don't know either." He thought: Let's put on a show~
Batman transformed into a flashy playboy with underworld connections and leaned in close. "Cutie, if you don't tell the truth now, you won't get another chance."
Lu Yi trembled with excitement. "I won't tell. But I can do it! Get closer!"
System: I can't believe you, Batman, with those thick eyebrows and big eyes, can act too!
In short, Lu Yi had planned to diligently complete the System's missions and be an utterly ordinary wage slave, born to work.
He thought he'd retire and find the way home from his memories.
But he never expected the big shots of this world to take an interest in him, completely derailing his life.
What? The Joker belongs to me? The Riddler belongs to me?
Lu Yi, cross-dressing big shot, and the System crashed on the spot. "I'm good and cute and don't know anything. Just pretend I'm dead and leave me alone."
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Theme: Strive to build a new way home in a harmonious, civilized world.
Blindly guessing that this woman is Gotham Personification
Rice looks like a Lego character
Tsk, I cried with anger. Why should the protagonist explain to them what he did? He couldn't say a serious "thank you". Each one has a bigger face than the other.
Three years ago, madam, do you still want to update?
I can wait for you, come on!
So short! Come on, come on, don't stop
Daily check-in(*?▽?*)
When will it be updated?
This is three against one. If you dare to hit Lu Yi, you will definitely attract your father.
Tie! Come on, madam, update the duck! Love you duck (-^^-)