The Entire Cultivation World Wants to Revive the Universally Hated One

★ An experimental work. The plot and pacing are poorly handled, so I don’t recommend reading it. ★

The whole world wants to resurrect the most hated man alive,

but the most hated man alive only wants to die.

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After waking up in a melodramatic xianxia novel as its universally despised master, Fei Hanyi refuses to accept his fate.

To get home, he diligently follows the plot, doing every manner of evil, falling into demonic cultivation and destroying the Way, and earning the scorn of the world. In the end, his heart meridians are shattered, and the protagonist knocks him into the Ten Directions Demon Prison.

But just as he lies flat in relief, waiting to die and preparing to leave the world

System: “Mission complete. Congratulations, you’ve received the special reward [Eternal Life]!”

Fei Hanyi: “...?”

The System cheated, and Fei Hanyi wasn’t having it.

He climbed out of the Demon Prison, killed the final BOSS with one sword, and stole its destiny. Then, while waiting for the impending plot-driven death, he threw himself into finding a way to die and leave the world.

...Only to accidentally become a legend in the cultivation world.

The Immortal Sects: “The Heavenly Demon has emerged, and none can stand against him. Lord Shuhua faced him alone and struck the heavens with a single sword!”

The Demon Kingdom: “The Guixu is collapsing, the world is turning upside down, and Lord Shuhua sacrificed himself to save the day!”

The Demon Tribe: “The demon dragon ravaged the world and the Heavenly Way crumbled. Lord Shuhua fed himself to the dragon, a tale both heroic and heart-rending!”

Fei Hanyi: “??? I only did all that to get home, ”

Before he can finish, the “demon dragon” appears, kisses the back of his hand, and smiles slyly. “Lord, how did I serve you in bed last night?”

Fei Hanyi: “...”

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Unable to die, Fei Hanyi realizes that something is wrong with this world.

The protagonist who publicly severed ties with him, the teachers and friends who cast him aside, and the sworn enemy who fought him to the death are all trying every possible way to open the Demon Prison and bring him back to life.

Even after his identity is exposed, the immortals, demons, and monsters who once despised and reviled him start coming to his door one by one, consumed by obsession and regret.

They kneel before Fei Hanyi, begging for his forgiveness and hoping for his mercy. They’d gladly tear out their hearts for him, and would even die for his sake.

Fei Hanyi meets their eyes coldly, smiling with gentle pity. “...Fine, I’ll grant your wish.”

I’ll grant your wish to die far away from here. Don’t sully my road home!

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Kindred souls are rare in this world. For one, I would gladly pay with my life.

[1v1, all kinds of clones! Everyone but the love interest gets a crematorium redemption arc. The author is a face-con, and the protagonist is either stunning or beautiful. Please beware if that’s not your thing.]

[Villain x true villain, crazy x crazy. They really do love and fight each other while constantly playing games!]

[A work written for fun. If you don’t like it, please click X. My writing style has always been like this and it’s hard to change. Let’s spare each other and keep the world peaceful.]

↓ Coming soon: xianxia romance ↓

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The Ex-Husbands Who Proved Their Love to Me Want Me to Regret It

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★ Main story told in third person ★

Beneath the city gates, ten thousand demons attack.

The Immortal Venerable is covered in wounds from protecting the people and stands on the brink of death. He grabs my hand.

He says, “Xue Ye... After all these years, did you ever love me, even a little?”

I glance up at the sun and smile gently. “If you’re going to die, hurry up. I have another appointment.”

The Immortal Venerable grits his teeth. “...Where else do you have to go?”

Me: “The Demon Venerable, the Devil Venerable, and the Saint Venerable all made plans with me today. If I don’t hurry, they’ll all die before I get there.”

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I transmigrate into a disciple of the Hehuan Sect. The System tells me I was born with a bone of many loves. All I have to do is win over a few big shots and trick them into dual cultivation with me, and I’ll break through one realm after another and ascend to immortality.

Me: “Thanks, but I’m sword-sexual. I only want to practice swordsmanship.”

Me: “Oh, and I’m terrified of people who are obsessed with love.”

So, on the day I officially become an inner sect disciple, I open a sword manual and resolutely choose the heartless path.

System: “...?”

But I still win over those big shots, one, two, three, four, then prove my Dao by killing my husbands when they love me most, and successfully ascend.

The immortal realm is wonderful. No overzealous admirers, no annoying love-obsessed fools. At last, I can focus on practicing swordsmanship.

But before I can enjoy it for more than a few days, my mentally unstable ex-husbands drag me back.

They grab my hand and use every trick they can think of to stir my heart, hoping to prove that I truly loved one of them.

Me: “Thanks, but I don’t love people. I only love swords.”

Then I raise my sword and stab everyone who’s clinging to me all over again.

I’m serious.

I never expected my spiritual sword to be serious too.

Then one night, a pretty boy crawls into my bed.

In the cool moonlight, I reach for my sword and find nothing.

He looks at me with deep affection. “I know you love me so much that you cultivated tirelessly just so I could take human form and stay by your side, ”

My sword is gone, and I’m at a loss.

My silence is deafening.

I politely ask, “Sorry, can you turn back?”

Sword Spirit: “...?”

Me: “I’m sentimental. You’re easy to use, and forging a new sword would be a hassle.”

Sword Spirit: “QAQ”

Theme: Lend me a single lamp to light the road ahead, so I can see through what lies before me. Walk with me through the thorns, and restore me to the vibrant person I once was.