[Harry Potter] Take My Dad Away, Quick!

Voldemort: "My daughter."

Draco Malfoy: "My wife."

Harry Potter: "My fellow countrywoman."

Idis Black: "My bestie."

Oliver Wood: "My crush."

Everyone in Slytherin: "My big brother."

Severus Snape: "My silly student."

Lucius Malfoy: "My daughter-in-law."

Narcissa Malfoy: "My daughter-in-law."

Sirius Black: "My wife's goddaughter."

Fansi Stun: "My goddaughter."

Regulus Black: "My goddaughter."

Voldemort: "What the hell does she have to do with any of you? She's my daughter, and mine alone!"

Little Scorpius: "My mommy."

Draco: "Come here, son."

Voldemort scoops Scorpius up: "This is my grandson. Don't touch him."

Draco: "?!!!"

Floris Riddle: "Tom Riddle, stop bullying your son-in-law all the time!"

Voldemort instantly caves: "D-dearest wife, I'm sorry."

Harry Potter: "Holy crap, this is intense!"

Theme: A goofy, big-brother-style heroine from another world x a tsundere, scheming little platinum-blond young master