● Major OOC ahead, with characters acting out of character
● Canon characters will appear with various alternate settings, including genderbends
● The protagonist is a genderbent thirteen-year-old girl Dazai
● This story isn't aimed at any particular genre. Everyone has their own preferences
● Written at an elementary-school level. If you spot any plot holes, please point them out politely
● Preparing for the high school entrance exams, so updates will be irregular or weekly
● Just a silly story, no need to think too hard
Blurb:
Q: You're a thirteen-year-old girl, and while everyone your age is at school, you're playing a man pursuing his wife (husband) through a crematorium-of-regret plot. How do you feel?
A: Thanks for asking. I'm in Yokohama, following the plot, and my eyes have been scorched.
One day, while Dazai was sitting at home, about to eat, she was suddenly pulled into a strange space. A little ball of light asked her, "Do you want to know the meaning of your life?"
Chuuya replied, "I do."
Theme: World peace
Well... My midterm exam is out too! I am in the top 12 of my grade. I suffered from depression last year and my grades dropped to the bottom. Now I am much better after taking medicine! Tsk, so why do everyone value grades? After my grades dropped, they liked to do some boring little things to show off themselves. I just want to catch fish, woohoo, and I don't want to do homework or papers at all. The thought of having to study on Saturdays and Sundays next year, and reaching the top five in grade, is so annoying. If it weren't for the fact that the top five students can be recommended, I wouldn't be so tired! Is it because the game is no longer good or the mystery novel is not good to read, but I have to spend my brain to solve the questions. I'm so annoyed. If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't commit suicide, I would have left this world long ago! And because of depression, my memory is not as good as before, so I feel very tired. It's really troublesome. Woohoo.
Chuuya: Ha! I'm afraid you can't afford it
Chuuya: Here? Why are you persecuting me?
The dog is a real dog, and the fragrance is a real fragrance
If you look at it from the heroine's perspective, Dazai is a real dog
Because teasing Zhongye and Moyu are the main themes?
Hahaha, I was rolling on the bed laughing so hard
Don't lose your horse, don't lose your horse! Just don't leave the main text with extra chapters! Otherwise it would be very difficult to end. What if you can't figure out how to end it and get stuck? Orz, I've fallen into a lot of traps because I fell into a trap because I didn't know how to write it. Oh wow, please don't lose your horse.
Abab I think the previous one is too much. Since the disguise function can turn a 13-year-old girl into a 16-year-old boy, it will definitely not fall behind in that aspect.
I hope I lose my horse, that would be fun