As an Atheist, I Got Scammed by a Ghost

Lin An's roommate was afraid of ghosts. As a staunch atheist, Lin An took the roommate to the school's haunted area.

Then they ran into a real ghost.

Lin An: ...Damn.

In the dilapidated old teaching building, with his roommate passed out from fright beside him, Lin An sat with a piece of wild grass in his mouth and spent two whole hours carefully explaining that matter exists before consciousness.

Ghost: ...

The next night, however, the Ghost King, who had heard all about him, pinned Lin An to the bed.

"There you are, darling. I finally found you." The man, wreathed in black mist, breathed menacingly. His grip was so strong Lin An couldn't move.

Lin An raised his middle finger. "...Who the hell are you, you idiot?!"

"Damn... let me put some clothes on first."

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