It's Not Easy to Just Be a Spare Tire (Quick Wear)

(Click the column to collect the third part of Dog Licking "I Just Want to Be a Dog Licking (Quickly Wear)" ? There is also the first part of Dog Licking, the completed article "Humble Spare Tire Character After Overturning (Quick Travel)", the completed article is edible! ) Copywriting of this article: One day, a joke went viral. The joke said: You don't understand the joy of licking a dog at all. People who are licked cannot predict whether they will continue to be licked next, and they will feel insecure. Once they lose it, they will collapse. Whether we lick the dog or not, that's not up to us! If your bones feel cheap today, then lick them. If you're not in a good mood tomorrow, then go to hell, and don't lick them for the time being! Very much in control! If Xie Yiyan saw this joke, he would probably resonate with it, because he is such a licker. Xie Yiyan is a fast traveler in the strategy direction, but at the same time he is also a sexually unrequited person. He only likes people who "dislike" him. Once the person he likes falls in love with him, he will instantly become emotionless. Therefore, the less pretentious, indifferent and disgusted the target of his attack is, the more vigorously he will lick it. Once someone is attacked by him and expresses his feelings to him, Xie Yiyan's enthusiasm will be suddenly extinguished and he will turn to find the next target. However, just when he was receiving the year-end commendation, he was suddenly pulled back to the world he had conquered before, and he had to collect the "torture value (scum value)" of the targets he had conquered before he could leave. And it seems that in every world he has conquered, the targets have become dark. Xie Yiyan: Ah, so annoying. Those of you who have been conquered by me and still like me, I have no interest at all, okay? Can you please stop delaying me from finding new people who are dismissive of me! ———— The first world: After being driven away by Zha Gong, Zha Gong became my cat (Cultivation Chapter): Xie Yiyan became a casual cultivator at the stage of becoming a god, and picked up Lu Lian, who was burdened with the blood debt of his entire clan and whose muscles and veins were severed. Xie Yiyan fell in love with Lu Lian's appearance at first sight, so he worked hard for him, looking for medicine to repair his tendons, and tried every means to help him practice. In order to take advantage of this monk in the transformation stage, Lu Lian also told Xie Yiyan that they were partners. Later, Lu Lian became the number one person in the world of cultivation. He killed all his enemies at that time, embraced Bai Yueguang in his arms, and gave Xie Yiyan countless treasures of heaven and earth to let him leave. Xie Yiyan had suffered countless hidden injuries in order to find medicinal materials for Lu Lian and fend off his enemies. His body was already at the end of his strength, but he never told Lu Lian this. But now Lu Lian wanted to cut ties with him, and Xie Yiyan would definitely want an explanation no matter what. However, Lu Lian avoided seeing him, and Bai Yueguang took the opportunity to take action, destroying Xie Yiyan's cultivation and spiritual veins, and throwing him into the mortal world. Xie Yiyan's body was exhausted, and he was lingering in the mortal world. When he was about to die, he adopted a cat to comfort his remaining life. What he didn't know was that this cat was Lu Lian, who was going through a demonic tribulation and had no spiritual power. …………Other worlds are to be determined. Food reminder: 1. This article is an immersive and quick journey! Most of the perspective of the full text is the perspective of the role played by the protagonist, and a small part is the perspective and psychological activities of the protagonist himself. 2. This article is not a typical review, but a typical review. That is to say, those who attack are truly scum, but those who are humbled are extraordinary. In short, it is the lowest level of fun. I'm a scumbag and a bitch, I just want to be like you. I hope my friends who don't like this won't force themselves. 3. The joke at the beginning of the copy comes from Weibo. 4. There is no logic. The three views of the plot do not represent the author's three views. 5. The copy of this article is to be determined (first draft on October 7, 2020, last revised on January 25, 2022) —————————— Please give me an advance notice for the follow-up article. It is the third book in the series of licking dogs (i. E. Humble spare tires). I would like to ask for a collection from the little angels who like to read this kind of sour and refreshing articles~ Title: "I just want to be a licking dog (Quick Wear)" Introduction: There are everyone in the Quick Wear Department, people who earn points and have no choice but to stay in the Quick Wear Department purely to experience life. As the young master of a large family in a higher plane, he purely plays the Quick Travel Department as a holographic game. After being assigned to the dog-licking group, everyone complained, but Yu Zhuo got a little carried away. This feeling of unilateral dedication and always standing on the commanding heights is so refreshing! Anyway, no matter how much the target of the attack dismisses him or abuses him, it can't hurt his real body. The experience is great! However, one day, the young master was suddenly pulled back to the worlds he had conquered before. Ps: ① I lost my mobile phone and all my thoughts were in it. I can't remember it for the time being. Anyway, it's just the same old sour story. This can be regarded as the third part of the dog-licking series. ② There should be a sour plot where the attacker discovers that the opponent is actually just treating these as a game. ③The copy is to be determined. Mission: Efforts are always rewarded