Protect Our Akutagawa!

Not a serious Bungo Stray Dogs story. There’s no Dragon Head Conflict or anything like that, so don’t read if that’s not what you want.

Blurb:

I thought everything would be fine after I and the System ended up in a spin-off world that had nothing we needed and was full of ridiculous nonsense. At least we could take an early vacation.

Who could have guessed this was a troublesome spin-off world created when an author got angry after writing a completely illogical, context-free melodramatic fanfic and then abandoning it?

There is only one mission here.

Listen up. From now on, your mission is:

Protect our Akutagawa. Don’t let that bunch of idiots, brainwashed by melodramatic angst, capture him, aaaah!

P.S. Let me say it again:

This is not a serious Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic, not a serious Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic, not a serious Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic. It just has some of the same characters and setting!

There won’t be any Dragon Head Conflict or any of the original anime’s plotlines! They won’t happen! They really won’t!

If you’re really stubborn enough to come in, prepare yourself for content warnings. The author’s writing is amateurish, the logic is a complete mess, and the characters are extremely out of character. If you really come in expecting a story that makes sense, you might get so angry you die.

Purpose: Should we chop up that mackerel today, or mince the tiger over here?