The Lazy Priest Gets Framed by a Sick Demon King

[Pure, righteous, beautiful, saintly old-school priest who loves everyone x arrogant, flamboyant, wife-loving, goofy, devoted demon] Nian Qingque was the only priest in a little church. The church was run-down, and the god they worshipped, the former ruler of the divine realm, had long since fallen. There weren't any believers at all. If things went on like this, he might not even have enough to eat. * One day, as usual, Nian Qingque preached to an empty room. To his surprise, a tall, handsome man with an evil air about him appeared in the pews. Man: "I am the god you worship, fallen to the mortal realm out of love for humanity." Nian Qingque, reading in a monotone: "Wow." The next day, the church's fundraising account suddenly hit its first goal of a hundred million. Man: "A gift from God. Spend it however you like." Nian Qingque looked at the so-called god, who was excitedly wagging his pitch-black tail, and didn't dare make a move. * With the pantry almost empty and summer vacation approaching, Nian Qingque decided to open a summer day camp to help cover household expenses. On the first day, a six-foot-two kid showed up at the church. The man looked at him pitifully. "I don't have enough for tuition, but I have more money. If you won't take me in, I'll have to destroy the world one more time... No, beg you nicely one more time." * From then on, a big tail that wouldn't go away followed right behind the laid-back priest. At nap time, the children slept in little beds, while the big tail had to sleep on his lap. At snack time, the children fed themselves, but the big tail insisted on being fed. At story time, the children sat in a neat row, while the big tail pulled the priest telling the story into his arms. * Thousands of years ago, the gods and demons fought a war that nearly destroyed the world. Luo Xiao became the new Demon King, but was left with headaches and insomnia. Until, in the human world, he heard a sermon in a voice of unparalleled gentleness... The young man in priestly robes stood on high, brighter than silver and purer than snow. He was reflected in eyes that could see only shades of gray and black. At that moment, the sick Demon King came down with a new affliction: lovesickness. * In time, the Demon King, who was always threatening to destroy the world, finally won the priest he'd been longing for. On their wedding night, Nian Qingque noticed Luo Xiao looking at the hideous scar on his chest. Luo Xiao told him, "The former ruler of the divine realm left this behind. That sanctimonious hypocrite has been hiding for years. When I find him, I'll pay him back a hundredfold." Nian Qingque: "You can get your revenge right now." Luo Xiao: "?" Nian Qingque: "Because I'm that sanctimonious hypocrite." #Set in modern society, with original worldbuilding. Not Western fantasy. #Nothing is sweeter than an autumn romance; old-age love is tooth-achingly sweet. Theme: Create a harmonious society together, and join hands to build a happy home.