The Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic Villain Keeps Trying to Take Me to Ascension

[The pandemic broke out, and endless overtime began. I have to work until after midnight every day, so updates will come whenever they come. QAQ]

[Cultivation levels: Beyond the Mortal, Beyond Doubt, True Yang, Profound Cavern, Microscopic Insight, Heavenly Being]

This story is also known as "Don't Even Think About Making Me Found a Sect," "My Brother Is Clearly Super Strong, Yet Far Too Cautious," "The Years I Was Warned About a Thousand Ways to Die," and "On How I Don't Want to Start a Business in the Cultivation World"...

Qiu Jici is a lazy second-generation cultivator.

She's good at teasing beauties, and she eats and sleeps well.

But her good-for-nothing big brother, Qiu Huaishuo, is the cultivation world's greatest villain.

There's something wrong with his head, and it's no minor condition. He's clearly super strong, yet far too cautious.

Every day, he tries to sell her on books like A Thousand Ways for Cultivators to Die and Ten Thousand Things Cultivators Must Keep in Mind.

Become an inner sect disciple? Easy to die, quit!

Become a playboy? You'll get stabbed in the back, quit!

Take on disciples? Bad idea, quit now!

Found a sect? You'll be ground to dust, quit right now!

He's turned her lazy life into Final Destination!

She thought life couldn't get any more miserable.

She never imagined her brother could get even worse. "How can I take you with me when I ascend?"

Qiu the Lazy Fish, cornered against the wall: ...

No thanks! I don't want to ascend! Please just let me get away from you!

A male lead with end-stage paranoia vs. a drama queen female lead

Coming soon: Dear, This Is Love

Blurb:

Question: Should a girl be practical about love?

Top-voted answer (100,000+ likes)

Anonymous: Here's my answer. A Taoist temple near my home is hiring. The monthly salary is 29,000.

I'm tempted.

But the temple only accepts male graduates from top-tier universities, with a master's degree, and they have to be at least 175 centimeters tall.

But I heard they can arrange a position for a family member, with a monthly salary of 15,000, six-hour workdays, all holidays off, top-tier social insurance and housing fund, and twenty days of paid annual leave.

I've got my eye on the son of a relative of a friend of my mother's friend.

He works at the temple. He's unmarried and single.

I'm going to pursue him.

I think if I'm tempted, then this must be love.

Archived 2022.4.1

Theme: Life comes only once, so cherish it.