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After Xuan Ling died, he was dug up and made into a little puppet.
The little puppet is an idiot beauty who often relies on others for protection and cannot even avenge herself.
The eldest brother asked her to go down the mountain quickly, and Yu Jian buried the "rare genius" in the ground with his head down, leaving the sect with a loss of face;
The second senior sister persuaded her to give up martial arts and go embroidery. The "wonder of the generation" who was hot with all kinds of weapons could only use embroidery needles;
The junior brother took out three taels of silver and gave her a begging bowl, so she could still beg on the street without achieving anything.
Unexpectedly, she was just a bit biased and wanted to flatten the mountain at every turn, so the previous heads of the Fairy Mountain began to do sit-ups following her movements. In order to protect their own nest, they always followed behind to reduce her destructive power to zero.
So the routine becomes:
Dead Ghost Leader A: Who is cracking the foundation again!
Dead Ghost Leader B: Who is causing the thunder again!
The dead boss C: Who is responsible for this?
Current head Yun Shiwei: He is our little puppet.
The dead ghost masters cried bitterly: "Quickly take away her magical powers!"
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Yun Shiwei dug up a silly girl from the grave and sewed it together to make it into a little puppet.
If you're not careful, the little puppet becomes a legend and will be admired by thousands of people for generations to come, but your brain still can't turn around.
Xuan Ling (lying down): Thank you for digging me out. Now my wish is fulfilled and I can bury me back.
Yun Shiwei: What should I do if my sweetheart doesn't wake up? It's been hundreds of years. It's quite sad.
The little puppet who is brave and dedicated, fearless and dedicated to enlightenment × the real god who is lazy and loves to pretend to be dead, and just wants to live in retirement.
————Pre-received article "The Empress Dowager's Belly Enlargement" by a gay friend————
1 After Gu Yeshan Zhongliang, he was beautiful and valiant, and he was a young general who was admired by everyone in the Yan Kingdom.
However, one day, the little queen mother in the palace came to her with a pregnant belly and told her that she was pregnant with the Gu family's child.
A bolt from the blue!
Gu Yeshan felt deeply that he was a bastard and had failed his ancestors.
But the Little Queen Mother is so delicious.
She decided to continue being a jerk, preferably for the rest of her life.
2 In order to consolidate his power, Emperor Yan married Princess Beiji.
Before the princess entered the Yan palace, Emperor Yan died suddenly, and the queen became the queen mother directly.
The little queen mother was violent, coquettish, and acted ruthlessly.
Everyone respected her, everyone feared her, except General Gu, who kept saying he was loyal, climbed up on the phoenix couch every night, hugged the queen mother, and bit and gnawed her.
The Little Queen Mother: "Damn you treacherous ministers and traitors! Rebels! Are you going to cuckold the late emperor?"
General Gu stopped in silence.
The strong and fragrant breath of Tiangan hits my face.
The little queen mother immediately became weak, grabbed the general, and said in a hoarse voice: "Traitor, let's give the late emperor another cuckold."
Ancient ABO settings.
A——Heavenly Stem, B——Zhongyong, O——Earth Kun
The general is white on the outside and black on the inside x the queen mother is black on the outside and white on the inside
Those who attack disrespect the imperial power are inherently bad.
Mission: Life is hard, but never give up
