Please Flirt with Me as Much as You Like

On the day Song Yao transferred schools, her best friends gave her a special warning: “When trouble comes, don’t panic. If you can keep your head down, do it.”

She agreed to every word, making solemn promises.

But after meeting Xie Yan, tears of excitement streamed from the corners of Song Yao’s mouth. Suddenly, she didn’t want to keep her head down anymore.

A crush makes you improve. Song Yao kept her temperament in check, acting sweet and innocent as Xie Yan’s little girl-next-door for two months.

Two months later, two things happened.

First, Song Yao single-handedly beat up two boys.

Second, Xie Yan saw her do it.

Song Yao: “...”

How can she maintain her good-girl image in Xie Yan’s eyes? Asking online. It’s kind of urgent.

Song Yao awkwardly tumbled to the ground, giving an acting performance worthy of an extra: “They were bullying me.”

A sweet, innocent little firecracker x a dog who lies flat and waits to be flirted with

1. The male lead is a dog, the kind who lies flat and waits to be flirted with.

2. Romance is only fun when both sides make an effort.

3. A spectacular public face-plant. What are the odds?

Please add my other novel, I Just Want to Fall into You, to your reading list!

In her third year of university, Lu Zhizhi’s roommate dragged her to a mixer.

Late at night in the west of the city, a young man leaned against a corner sofa, a black baseball cap pulled low over his face. The visible line of his jaw was fair and handsome.

After the mixer, Lu Zhizhi managed to get his WeChat contact. She also learned his name: Jiang Zhou.

Lu Zhizhi added him on WeChat, but he never accepted her request.

While feeling dejected, she downloaded the first mobile game she had ever played.

Controlling her little game character, Lu Zhizhi learned how to wall-climb three days later.

To show off her skills, she kept joining random rooms and soon acquired a junior apprentice.

Her apprentice had a cool, clear voice and barely spoke, but he was incredibly dumb.

Lu Zhizhi patiently taught him how to wall-climb, one step at a time, but he just couldn’t learn.

Since he had such a nice voice, she decided not to kick him out just yet.

Their master-and-apprentice bond lasted about three months. Then, one time, Lu Zhizhi heard someone on her apprentice’s end call out, “Jiang Zhou.”

Lu Zhizhi was stunned.

#The guy I’d been thinking about for months is my dumb, cold apprentice.

#Can I take back everything I said while insulting him?

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Six months later, Lu Zhizhi was invited to endorse a PC game.

While filming the show, she struggled to coordinate her hands as she tried to play. A passerby secretly recorded the video and uploaded it to Weibo.

Her fans cursed her for being hopeless at games, hiding behind their screens to play keyboard warrior.

Meanwhile, gaming legend Yi Zhou posted an update on Weibo.

[Lu Zhizhi is the apple of my eye. I learned to wall-climb for three months just to pursue her.

She’s not bad at games. I am.]

Lu Zhizhi: “.”

#Lu Zhizhi was stunned for an entire year.

#Is the gaming legend my boyfriend?

#What a coincidence, our love goes both ways.

[You fell into a dream. I only want to fall into you.]

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