I Became the Heroine of a Tragic Romance, So I Became a Slacker

Blurb: Lin Weiyu completed countless quick transmigration missions and waited for her System's reward. She wanted to lie flat and enjoy her retirement. What? There was a mistake? Now she's an obscure actress ranked somewhere in the thirty-eighth tier, and before she can retire, she has to help an old-school domineering CEO male lead finish a melodramatic, angst-filled mission. Damn it! Whoever wants to torture their heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys can do it themselves. What does Lin Weiyu care if the plot falls apart? She just wants to enjoy an easy life. Getting paid to slack off is the best! On a hit competitive reality show, everyone else fights tooth and nail for screen time. Lin Weiyu, on the other hand, squeezes into the audience, munching on sunflower seeds and clapping for the contestants. Her manager looks at his carefree, utterly indifferent client with a heavy heart. Damn, she's even cheering on the competition! He silently packs his bags, ready to quit the industry. He's numb. He can't manage her. He really can't. On a wilderness survival show, everyone else shows off their eighteen martial arts skills to grab the audience's attention. Lin Weiyu turns it into a laid-back lifestyle show instead, dancing in the square, strolling past roadside stalls, and wandering around the fields. With hairy crabs in one hand and crawfish in the other, she has a whole pack of darling puppies following behind her. Little puppy: Sis, look at me! I'm amazing at peeling shrimp! White puppy: Pick me, pick me! I can dance in the square! Lin Weiyu, the ultimate couch potato, sighs. Why make everything a competition? Isn't it better to lie flat and enjoy retirement? Let's all slack off together. The other entertainers: ? That actually makes sense. Netizens: Hahaha, Yu Yu is such a couch potato! Let's all flop down together! Watching the plot veer completely off course, the System chooses to play dead and even starts questioning its existence. Is being a couch potato contagious?! #The heroine is a couch potato who doesn't want to follow the plot or fight# #Don't fall for me, sis just wants an easy retirement# Blurb captured on 2020/10/2. This novel is also known as The Heroine of a Melodramatic Romance Doesn't Want to Follow the Plot and The Heroine Just Wants an Easy Retirement. Please add my upcoming novels to your favorites: Secretly Married to My White Moonlight in the Entertainment Industry, The Frail and Sickly Rich Couple Pretend Around Each Other, Summer Song, and Yearning Beneath the Bright Moon. Also check out my completed novels: Reborn as the Real Daughter of a Wealthy Family and Getting a Happy Ending with the Male Lead's Villainous Uncle; The Rich Family's Supporting Actress Got a Show-Off-Their-Love Script; Reborn as the Idol's Rival's Black Moonlight; The Useless Beauty Pretends to Be a Green Tea in the Entertainment Industry and Goes Viral; and Playing the Foil with My Fake Husband on a Dating Show. Theme: Life is short, so be sexy. We must enjoy life