It will be finished! This is my first time writing large-scale scenes and climaxes, and I haven't been satisfied with it. I've revised and rewritten it over and over, slowly polishing it, so updates may be slow. I can't promise daily updates. I'm very sorry, dear readers!
Pre-publication: My Master Was Once the Greatest Sword Cultivator. Blurb below.
A plot-driven story about a good-for-nothing who grows into a grandmaster!
A ridiculous, satisfying comedy. Truly ridiculous! Just for fun.
Shen Yan transmigrated into a cultivation novel as the bookish, useless junior disciple of Qiwu Sect.
Shen Yan: A useless golden core, blind and sickly, and one gust of wind away from dropping dead. Great, I'll die and transmigrate into someone else.
Poet Immortal System: Ding! To fulfill the original host's wish, finish memorizing the poetry collection to unlock a new sword technique!
Shen Yan: Then I guess I'll keep hanging on a little longer.
And so:
[ Ding! Congratulations, Host, on unlocking the "Return Together to the Dust of Eternity" sword technique. You have reached Foundation Establishment, Level One. ]
[ Ding! Congratulations, Host, on unlocking the "Hide Your Merit and Fame" sword technique. You have reached Foundation Establishment, Level Three. ]
[ Ding! Congratulations, Host, on unlocking the "Song of Everlasting Regret" sword technique. You have reached Golden Core, Level One. ]
Years later, a legend would tell of a man standing between the boundless heavens and earth and the towering waves of clouds, plucking flowers and wielding a sword. He recited poetry as he killed, and a single line from his eloquent lips sent half the cultivation world running in terror.
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Chu Yundu believed he was neither human nor demon, and that heaven and earth were destined to reject him. Then, while he was still a little demon beast, he was abused until he was covered in blood. A scholarly older brother treated his wounds and said gently:
"I'll teach you a sword technique that will ensure you can escape from danger in the future. It's called 'Sitting Bolt Upright While Sick and Dying, Soaring Ninety Thousand Miles into the Sky.'"
Later, Chu Yundu attained the Dao and became the demon king, admired by all. Yet he held that beautiful, sickly older brother close and said, "But you're the only one I want."
[Reader's Guide (Warnings)]
One-on-one, happy ending.
An upgrade story, but not a million-word epic and not a slow burn.
The protagonist undergoes emotional growth and becomes increasingly decisive and ruthless as the story progresses.
There's a big stockpile of chapters, so it won't be abandoned. Enjoy with confidence.
Pre-publication: My Master Was Once the Greatest Sword Cultivator
In his previous life, Su Tingji was the peak master of the greatest sect under heaven and was universally recognized as the greatest sword cultivator.
After an accident, he was reborn as a disciple of a small sect.
Su Tingji: "Being a big shot is exhausting. I'm going to slack off."
While others practiced swordsmanship, he slept. While others made pills, he cooked. While others fought over spirit plants, he tended flowers. Everyone thought he was a useless freeloader waiting to die.
He met a young boy named Shao Li, who carried a bitter blood feud and trained hard with a wooden sword, clumsy but determined.
Thinking he would pass the time with something amusing, Su Tingji asked, "Young friend, how about becoming my disciple?"
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Shao Li was the true young master of the Shao family, but had been replaced as a child. His birth parents ignored him, the impostor bullied him, and his adoptive parents were murdered. His spiritual veins were destroyed, turning a once-brilliant prodigy into a useless nobody.
Shao Li clawed his way out of the mud and trained day and night, with a will of iron.
"I refuse to accept my fate."
During his darkest days, someone broke through his defenses. This person always wore a lazy smile, had mediocre cultivation, and was forever trying to take advantage of him. "How about becoming my disciple?"
Shao Li took revenge and crushed his enemies along the way, eventually becoming a Sword Venerable.
Everyone knew he had a lazy fish at his side: someone who couldn't fight, ran at the first sign of danger, could barely lift a sword, and shamelessly called himself Shao Li's "Master."
Until Shao Li was driven into a desperate corner, his life hanging by a thread. That useless lazy fish suddenly struck with his sword, unleashing a thousand miles of frost and shaking the Nine Provinces.
The disciples of the greatest sect under heaven arrived and fell to their knees. "Greetings, Peak Master Su."
Shao Li: "?" Who is this person who spends every day begging me to call him "Master"?
The villains: "!" Wait, whose disciple did I offend?
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Theme: Promote the culture of traditional Chinese poetry.
Pre-collection of "Being a Master and the Number One Sword Cultivator" Qiuqiu Collection
Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, the salted fish master (suffer)
In his previous life, Su Tingji was the No. 1 Peak master in the world and was recognized as the No. 1 Swordsman.
In an accident, he was reborn as a disciple of a small sect.
Su Tingji: "Being a boss is too tiring, I want to show off."
He sleeps while others practice swordsmanship, cooks while others refine elixirs, and grows flowers while others steal spiritual plants. Everyone thinks he is a loser who is just waiting to die.
He meets Shao Li, a young boy who has a blood feud. He practices hard with a wooden sword, clumsily but hardworking.
Su Tingji was thinking about boredom to pass the time: "Little fellow Taoist, how about becoming my disciple?"
Shao Li is the true young master of the Shao family. He has been replaced since he was a child. His biological parents ignored him, the impostors bullied him, killed his adoptive parents, cut off his spiritual veins, and turned the genius into a waste.
Shao Li climbed up from the mud, training hard day and night, and his bones were strong.
"I refuse to accept my fate."
In the dark years, there was a person who broke through his defenses. This person always had a lazy smile and his own cultivation was mediocre, but he always wanted to take advantage of him: "How about becoming my teacher?"
Shao Li took revenge and tortured the scum along the way, and became a sword master.
Everyone knows that he has a salty fish by his side, he can't fight, he runs away from danger, he struggles to lift a sword, and he shamelessly calls himself his "master".
Until Shao Li was forced into a desperate situation, with his life hanging by a thread, this useless salted fish struck out with a sword in the air, sending frost and cold to the sky, shocking the whole country.
After hearing the news, the disciples of the No. 1 Sect in the World knelt on the ground and said, "See Master Su."
Shao Li: "?" Who is this person who begs me to call him "Master" all day long?
Villains: "!" Again, whose disciple did I offend?
Two months already! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Why hasn't it been updated yet? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Collapse. . . Now I have almost forgotten the name of the protagonist [crying]
Teacher, didn't you say it would be over? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying]
I'm so tired, I'm going to die, and I don't know what to say. It's been almost three months since I saw the update date. Every day I hope I can see the update when I open my eyes. I felt very angry before, but I couldn't say why I was angry. I kept following the updates and I have a deep feeling for this article. Then I stopped updating and my mentality was a little bit broken. I wanted to curse people at one time, but after thinking carefully about it, I cursed people all day at work. Hey, it's not good for your health to curse after get off work. Everyone has their own real life. There is no need for me to be so angry here. It makes you uncomfortable and I feel uncomfortable too. Anyway, you should live a good real life first. Anyway, that's the way it is now. I just hope that you can continue to update after you have adjusted your condition, and I can give this article and readers a conclusion.
"You won't get into trouble, don't worry" was greatly manipulated by the author [crying]
(Become a monkey) (Tail lost) (Crawling all over the ground) (Not found) (Crazy) (Tangshuvine) (Fall down) (Silent roar) (Crawling all over the ground) (Hit) (It hurts) (Crawled to the corner to comfort myself silently) (Crying) ( No food) (No food) (So hungry, so hungry, so hungry) (Why hasn't the author updated yet) (Why hasn't it been updated yet) (Not updated yet) (Not updated) (Updated) (Updated ahhhhhhhh) (Crazy) (Bumping head) (Becoming a brainless monkey)
Rolls, I'm so tired of waiting [split][split][split][split]
An honest man who was waiting for updates was gently broken.
Pre-collection of "Being a Master and the Number One Sword Cultivator" Qiuqiu Collection Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, the salted fish master (suffer) In his previous life, Su Tingji was the No. 1 Peak master in the world and was recognized as the No. 1 Swordsman. In an accident, he was reborn as a disciple of a small sect. Su Tingji: "Being a boss is too tiring, I want to show off." He sleeps while others practice swordsmanship, cooks while others refine elixirs, and grows flowers while others steal spiritual plants. Everyone thinks he is a loser who is just waiting to die. He meets Shao Li, a young boy who has a blood feud. He practices hard with a wooden sword, clumsily but hardworking. Su Tingji was thinking about boredom to pass the time: "Little fellow Taoist, how about becoming my disciple?" Shao Li is the true young master of the Shao family. He has been replaced since he was a child. His biological parents ignored him, the impostors bullied him, killed his adoptive parents, cut off his spiritual veins, and turned the genius into a waste. Shao Li climbed up from the mud, training hard day and night, and his bones were strong. "I refuse to accept my fate." In the dark years, there was a person who broke through his defenses. This person always had a lazy smile and his own cultivation was mediocre, but he always wanted to take advantage of him: "How about becoming my teacher?" Shao Li took revenge and tortured the scum along the way, and became a sword master. Everyone knows that he has a salty fish by his side, he can't fight, he runs away from danger, he struggles to lift a sword, and he shamelessly calls himself his "master". Until Shao Li was forced into a desperate situation, with his life hanging by a thread, this useless salted fish struck out with a sword in the air, sending frost and cold to the sky, shocking the whole country. After hearing the news, the disciples of the No. 1 Sect in the World knelt on the ground and said, "See Master Su." Shao Li: "?" Who is this person who begs me to call him "Master" all day long? Villains: "!" Again, whose disciple did I offend?
Two months already! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Why hasn't it been updated yet? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious, I'm so anxious! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Collapse. . . Now I have almost forgotten the name of the protagonist [crying]
Teacher, didn't you say it would be over? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying]
I'm so tired, I'm going to die, and I don't know what to say. It's been almost three months since I saw the update date. Every day I hope I can see the update when I open my eyes. I felt very angry before, but I couldn't say why I was angry. I kept following the updates and I have a deep feeling for this article. Then I stopped updating and my mentality was a little bit broken. I wanted to curse people at one time, but after thinking carefully about it, I cursed people all day at work. Hey, it's not good for your health to curse after get off work. Everyone has their own real life. There is no need for me to be so angry here. It makes you uncomfortable and I feel uncomfortable too. Anyway, you should live a good real life first. Anyway, that's the way it is now. I just hope that you can continue to update after you have adjusted your condition, and I can give this article and readers a conclusion.
"You won't get into trouble, don't worry" was greatly manipulated by the author [crying]
Updated? Updated? Updated? Updated! ! !
Update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update, update.
(Become a monkey) (Tail lost) (Crawling all over the ground) (Not found) (Crazy) (Tangshuvine) (Fall down) (Silent roar) (Crawling all over the ground) (Hit) (It hurts) (Crawled to the corner to comfort myself silently) (Crying) ( No food) (No food) (So hungry, so hungry, so hungry) (Why hasn't the author updated yet) (Why hasn't it been updated yet) (Not updated yet) (Not updated) (Updated) (Updated ahhhhhhhh) (Crazy) (Bumping head) (Becoming a brainless monkey)
Rolls, I'm so tired of waiting [split][split][split][split] An honest man who was waiting for updates was gently broken.