I Have a Dad System

Blurb: Chu Ci went mountain climbing to kill some time, but came back with a terrible System. It even called itself her "dad" and demanded she help it recharge so it could go home. If she refused, it would shut down her five senses.

Did the brat think she'd believe that nonsense?

A herd of alpacas stampeded through Chu Ci's mind. What a piece of junk!

A little while later...

Great. She couldn't smell the delicious malatang in her hand anymore.

Chu Ci: "...You piece of crap?"

Hmm... Everything in front of her had gone black. It seemed to have gotten dark...

"I was wrong, Dad."

Her nose worked again, and her vision cleared.

"..." She understood. This Dad couldn't take being insulted.

The System, which liked being called "Dad," told Chu Ci that all she had to do was protect each world from collapsing...

Chu Ci happily agreed. She'd treat it like a vacation.

But could someone explain why all these female leads kept trying to tuck her into their waistbands?

Forced to become a leg-hanging ornament? No way was she going to give in!

Female lead, move aside. You're in the way. You're not my mission.

Some time later, a certain Chu said, "Boss, do you still need a leg-hanging ornament? I'm available!"

The female lead lifted a hand and gave her a languid, meaningful look. "Sure. Go get cleaned up."

A certain Chu: Why does this feel wrong? Why does my lower back hurt all of a sudden?

And why does this female lead seem like she's the same as my newly appointed...

Theme: Life is unpredictable and full of change. Adapt to survive, but stay true to your original self.