Eating Melon with the Top-Tier Star Next Door

[Sharp-Tongued Blogger x Top-Tier Star]

My name is Lin Mochou, though people in the know call me Lin the Comeback Queen. My life motto is just eight words: If I don't roast people, I'll die; if I don't unleash my sharp tongue, I'll go crazy.

I've lived for twenty-eight years, tough on the outside but soft-hearted, with sharp edges. I've never put up with anyone's mediocrity or affectation, yet I fell victim to my mother's threat: "If you don't get married, I'll die right in front of you."

And so I was forced into a blind-date battle royale, a grueling trial by fire on a grand scale.

All kinds of monsters and misfits took turns showing up and lowering my standards for human decency.

One overconfident guy said marrying him would be my good fortune.

One mama's boy spent the whole date on a video call with his mother, then told me, "My mom says you're too thin to have kids."

One player had all the romantic lines down pat, and folders on his phone labeled: Pond Fish 1, Pond Fish 2, To Be Developed.

I thought I was destined to spend my life caught up in one ridiculous blind date after another, endlessly dealing with awful people and awful situations, and eventually bowing to society's rules about marriage.

Then he appeared: the man who was always cool and distant on camera, so perfect he seemed untouched by the mundane world. He walked through the sea of people, ignoring every flashbulb and shriek, and came straight toward me in the corner, one step at a time.

Only then did I finally understand. I had been taking on the whole world and bristling with thorns, all because I was waiting for someone willing to drop every pretense for me, someone who would knock on my door with his own hands...

Reader's Guide

1. Sharp-tongued talk-show writer x top-tier star, bickering lovers who fall for each other.

2. A gallery of bizarre blind-date guys. Every type is drawn from real life, but please don't assume any of them are based on you.

3. High energy from start to finish, with no dull moments. Don't read this in public, or you'll laugh so hard people will stare.

4. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

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Completed novels:

"Live or Die: The Broadcast"

"Death Notice"

"A Little Happiness"

"Ghosts Talk About Ghost Hunting"

"Infinite Life-and-Death Game"

Sister novel: "Sherlock Holmes and My First Love"

Theme: A girl must first learn to love herself.