[Detective Conan] Bourbon and Cider

Bourbon x Takita Minghua (original female protagonist).

Includes a very small amount of lore from A Touch of the Hand, which is the source of the female protagonist's ability. You don't need to have played it to understand the story.

Here is the blurb, which quotes Isakovsky's "Farewell."

They each set off for the battlefield.

"As we part, my dear, is there anything you would like to tell me?"

His beloved girl said, "I'm a practical person, and this is what I wish for you: if you must die, let it be in an instant; if you are wounded, let it not be too serious.

"But my strongest wish, my comrade, is that

you return soon with victory,

whole and unharmed, to our beloved home."

The ideals held in her lover's heart shone as brightly as the morning star. She would stand with him to shatter the darkness and greet the dawn together.

Parody version of the blurb:

A: The princess has been kidnapped by a dragon!

B: What! Call the police!

A: ???

B: Who looks for a prince these days? Go get the cops!

[Please note: The writing is terrible, and this is a dry, bare-bones outline of an idea. I just want to write some gags and bring back all the good characters who got killed off in Detective Conan. Anyway, at least the police academy group will all survive. The rest is undecided.

Well, although the blurb sounds a little serious, the author is a pure sweet-romance fan and doesn't write angst at all.]

Theme: Give me back all the characters you killed off!