[The Untamed] I Refuse to Be Madam Qingheng

The story of Madam Qingheng and Lord Qingheng. [Written on a whim, unrelated to the drama.]

Huashan was a woman from Miaojiang with a strange temper. She loved wearing pretty clothes that showed off her thighs, and was known as the Little Demoness.

In the bloom of youth, she met Lord Qingheng, a gentleman as radiant as the moon. This was where the dream began, and where the tragedy began, too. The noble gentleman brought Huashan back to Cloud Recesses to teach her proper conduct.

"What do I need to be taught?"

"Everything. You must dress properly. You mustn't bare... You mustn't expose... You mustn't undress in front of people."

"I didn't know you'd be looking."

"..."

"This is part of my culture! You should respect cultural diversity! Lan Ze! Let go of me!"

"..."

"Daozhang, I've learned my lesson. Please let me go, all right, Daozhang? If you don't let me go, I'll tell everyone at Cloud Recesses that you molested me! Mmmph..."

Damn Lan Ze, he actually silenced me?!

Theme: If only life could always be as it was at first meeting