Salted Fish Doesn’t Want to Inherit Hundred of Billion Property

Name: Salted Fish Doesn’t Want to Inherit Hundred of Billion Property
Author: The Hedgehog's Candy Stall

咸鱼不想继承千亿豪门

by The Hedgehog's Candy Stall (刺猬的糖果摊)

Status: Completed
Length: 592k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 4y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Qing Qin transmigrates into a book as a minor background character with the same name, a hapless fellow who inherits the richest man's fortune, gets caught up in a major accident, and ends up in prison.

Now he's about to start the first round of an investment competition.

The ultimate winner inherits the richest man's trillion-yuan empire and walks the doomed path of the background character. The losers take home ten million yuan, enough to live a carefree life.

Qing Qin: “Sure. Give me a million and I'll lose a million. Give me ten million and I'll lose ten million. If I don't lose this competition, I'm a dog!”

Seven years later.

Qing Qin is worth a trillion yuan and makes the Forbes rich list.

The former richest man sheds tears. “Now I understand why you initially refused to take part in the heir selection. Even without your father's protection, you can build a business empire all by yourself!”

The protagonist makes a public declaration to the media: “I offer all of the Lou family's businesses as a gift. President Qing, will you accept my pursuit?”

Qing Qin sighs at the sky, and can only write these sorrowful words in his autobiography: “Honestly, I never meant to make money in the first place...”

The book becomes a bestseller and claims the top spot on the charts. Netizens gleefully turn it into a meme:

“Actually, I never planned to make money.”

“It's not me making money. Money is throwing itself at me.”

“Damn money, get away from me!”

A human lucky-cat type bottom x an outwardly aloof but secretly goofy top

Warnings:

1. A pure, goofy wish-fulfillment comedy. Please don't read while drinking, eating, or wearing a face mask.

2. The protagonist is an emotionless spendthrift machine.

Theme: Create wealth with your own hands

Other names

The Laid-Back One Doesn't Want to Inherit a Trillion-Dollar EmpireEarlier English title
Salted Fish Do Not Wish to Become a BillionaireOn NovelUpdates

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