Fake Marriage

Two novels coming soon: The Little Rascal, then Private Bodyguard

Shi Qing arranged a hookup with a guy and found out they were both into the same thing. They couldn't settle their differences with words, so they wrestled in bed instead.

The next day, Shi Qing met the temporary boyfriend he'd hired online and discovered the guy was the same jerk he'd wrestled with in bed the night before.

So they wrestled again.

Not long after, Shi Qing married the guy to spite his father. The marriage certificate was real, but the marriage was fake, so they signed an agreement.

Until they divorced according to the agreement, they'd act like a loving married couple in public, while staying out of each other's business in private.

In public

Shi Qing: Darling, what should we have for dinner tonight? How about a candlelit meal?

In private

Shi Qing: Why do you care what time I get home?

In public

Shi Qing: Darling, I want a bedtime story tonight.

In private

Shi Qing: It's your turn to sleep on the sofa!

In public

Shi Qing: Darling, happy anniversary. May we always be in love.

In private

Shi Qing: You're sleeping on the sofa again tonight... The bed is mine. What are you doing up here?

Gao Yang lifts the covers and climbs in, perfectly serious. "I remember you wanted a bedtime story. I just read one recently... The cover was yellow. I was thinking of telling it to you."

Shi Qing: "..."

After the bedtime story

Gao Yang kisses Shi Qing on the forehead. "Happy anniversary. I'll always love you."

A bottom who'd do anything for love, a third-rate singer, and an outrageously carefree flirt x A top who wants to be a bottom for love but lacks the, uh, ability, an underground rock frontman who's an absolute sex pest

A comedic pseudo-showbiz story, in a world where same-sex marriage is legal. Come on in!

Usually updates at 9 p.m. If there's no update, I'll let you know.

Coming soon: The Little Rascal. Please add it to your reading list!

When Lu Chining was twenty-four, he picked up a teenager who'd staged an accident to scam him. Feeling sorry for the kid, he took him in. After two or three years of looking after him, he was nearly devoured by the fiery little rascal.

When they met again, Lu Chining was over thirty, and the little rascal had grown into a polished young professional who'd learned all about social graces, kindness, and obedience. He looked completely harmless.

"Chining, I just graduated and can't afford rent. Can I rent a room at your place?"

"Sure, stay as long as you like." Lu Chining privately thought of the kid as his son. As long as he didn't cause trouble, Lu Chining was happy to take care of him.

"Chining, a coworker gave me two movie tickets. How about I take you to a movie and a fancy dinner this weekend?"

"Sure." Lu Chining thought, I've spent so much money and effort raising this kid. It's nice to finally get something back.

"Chining, I turned twenty-four today. Does that mean I can pursue you now?"

"Pursue... pursue my ass!" Lu Chining punched the little rascal, who still hadn't given up. "Get lost!"

The little rascal didn't dodge. He faced the punch, gazing at Lu Chining with gentle, burning eyes. "Lu Chining, I have a job now, and I'm old enough to get married. I've done everything you asked me to do. What excuse do you have left to stop me from pursuing you?"

A carefree doctor bottom x An abstinent, straightforward lawyer top

Showbiz novel: Private Bodyguard

Luan Feng applied for a job as a private bodyguard, never expecting his employer to be a classmate he'd had a crush on in high school.

That classmate was a true beauty on a lofty peak. They'd been classmates for three years, and he hadn't once given Luan Feng a proper look. Back then, Luan Feng had fantasized every day about ravishing the beauty, but he never dared cross the line.

Things were even worse now. Seven years later, they met again. Luan Feng's heart was pounding, but the other man didn't even remember him.

Fine. A dazzling movie star and a hired bodyguard were worlds apart. He decided to bury his delusional teenage crush once and for all.

But as soon as he buried it and covered it with dirt, he noticed someone crouching beside the grave every day, picking at the soil with his fingers.

One day, fans surrounded his boss. Luan Feng stepped in front of him, but his boss suddenly grabbed his hand and put a pair of gloves on it, saying coldly, "Don't let them touch your hands."

Luan Feng: ?

Another day, his boss tossed him a mask before they went out and said coldly, "Cover your face. You're drawing too much attention."

Luan Feng: ??

And another day, when his employer and boss was in danger, Luan Feng prepared to throw down, but his boss yanked him behind him to protect him.

Tang Yan took off his suit jacket, removed his cuff links, rolled up his sleeves, and gave an order: "Go home and cook for me. I'm hungry."

Luan Feng: ...

An outgoing, super cool and dominant bottom x A socially withdrawn, secretly possessive top

Theme: Even if the whole world rejects you, prove yourself right.