[Western Crossover] We Told You Cosplayers Would Be Punished for Making Everyone Cry

VIP Announcement: The story goes VIP on June 14, Monday. Three chapters will be released that day. The anti-piracy ratio is 80%~ Do you know how sad (and fun) it is to cosplay as a little Iron Can and hand out angst at a convention? "Daddy, I love you three thousand times." The adorable little Iron Can tugs on Nini's clothes and flashes a sweet smile. Convention attendees: Oh, what a sweet little treat! We're in love. "Daddy, if only you weren't just a projection." She lowers her little head. Convention attendees: (Suddenly realizing something is wrong.) "Actually, I like strawberries more than blueberries." Convention attendees: It's starting, it's starting. I can smell the angst. "Actually, I like sandwiches more than cheeseburgers." Convention attendees: (Terrified.) "Look, I put on your armor and like the cheeseburgers you love, but I'm still not you, and I'll never get you back." Convention attendees: (Bursting into tears.) Stop the angst! The kids are emotionally destroyed. Bai Yu, delighted to have handed out angst, happily leaves the convention. "Wait, can someone tell me that building with the A on it isn't the tower I'm thinking of?" That day, Bai Yu learned that handing out angst comes at a price. Warnings: 1. The superhero kids are all my own creations, and Bai Yu is the female lead. This is a secret identity story, and no one's identity is revealed. 2. This story has no logic and is very likely to be out of character, because the author is too much of a goofball to write a complicated plot (flops over). 3. The author is extremely sensitive and very prone to shutting down, so if you don't like it, please just click the X. 4. The blurb is highly misleading. Unless something unexpected happens, chapters will be updated at 9 a.m. every day. -- Next book, available to preorder: How Can Superheroes Build a Jujutsu High in Yokohama? This is a "nonexistent" school, belonging to humanity's ideal utopia-- It is hidden where day meets night. Cold machinery, with tender souls concealed within. Would you like to learn about the beauty of mechanics and mathematics? Bats patrol the city, robins follow close behind, and nightingales bring thorns and roses. Would you like to hear the prelude to the night? The secrets hidden in our genes, gifts unique to the talented. Would you like to uncover the mysteries of mutants? Hidden snakes, chaotic madness, radical science. Sing out our arrival, and tremble in fear. -- A cheer from the supervillains. Then welcome to Yokohama Jujutsu High. Yokohama Jujutsu High is hiring! Avengers branch: Want to study machinery? Want to create a companion capable of independent thought? Then come join the Avengers! Mechamaru: (Looking at the Mechamaru he's controlling) I'm starting to come around. Justice League branch: Welcome, new students. Suits: B, you won't meet your recruitment quota if you're this cold. Brucey: We have enough students (the weary old dad looks at his five bird-kids). Mutant division: Teachers wanted. Three types of insurance and a housing fund, with a salary of one million. Plenty of students to choose from~ Dazai: This job posting looks suspicious no matter how I read it (starts applying). -- Ranpo: So why is everyone at this Yokohama school a foreigner? The Book: Shh--it's a secret. Theme: May all love and hope be met with the care they deserve.