[Touken Ranbu] There's Definitely a Difference Between Tsurumaru and His Wife

What is the difference between a Tsurumaru and a Tsurumaru wife?

I'd rather have some daifuku!

Attention:

1. My own setting: a young mistress who's absurdly lucky, because I like young mistresses ORZ

2. Tsurumaru and the mistress, but no romance

3. My take on Tsurumaru

4. I just wanted to write a young mistress, and my shotacon tendencies kicked in too

So here we are: the little girl is afraid of tall adults, so even her attendant is a child

Spiritual power solves everything ((

5. An archived version of an old work

Theme: When telling stories to children, you need to teach them how to tell truth from lies