The Cannon Fodder Villainess Is Dying of Embarrassment

[If you'll pay me 200 yuan, I'll make a memorable entrance at your funeral. All in black, with black sunglasses and a wireless earpiece, holding a black umbrella on a sunny day, I'll silently watch the crowd. Before the mournful music ends, I'll leave a white rose for you, then slip away without a word. Everyone there will wonder if you had a terrifying and mysterious past.] Wei Mang's mother had no idea where she'd found this online joke, but she was captivated by the author's imaginative idea. So when Wei Mang finally haggled with the System and got it to grant her a wish on credit, this terminally ill, middle-aged beauty really did make that wish, just as the post described. As a result, she not only got herself a mysterious, terrifying funeral, but also left Wei Mang to endure these painfully awkward surprises from time to time. They included, but weren't limited to: Skipping out during PE class, only to be served a deluxe package by a group of men in black wearing sunglasses and wireless earpieces, and carrying black briefcases. Handing out flyers on the street, then running into wealthy young masters who proposed to her in public, all of it filmed and posted online. On her birthday, a top-tier star suddenly appearing at the convenience store where she worked to celebrate with her... Everyone thought she had a terrifying and mysterious background. In reality, she was dying of embarrassment every day. * Everyone knew that Feng Weimang of Kyoto University's School of Economics and Management was the heiress of a mysterious family. After a falling-out with her family, she'd run away and made her own living, even earning her tuition through part-time jobs. Everyone speculated about her background. Even Qi Feng, who usually paid no attention to the outside world, had heard the rumors. Until one day, he realized that the girlfriend his idiot younger brother had brought home was the same girl who'd confessed to him one morning three years ago, then dumped him that very afternoon: his first love. Qi Feng: ... Theme: Peace is a blessing. Don't go looking for trouble.