[1]
□□ The big shot gives up his wicked ways for love. Xiao Wei says: No big deal.
She thought it would be an ordinary happy ending. In the third year of their marriage, the System checked in to ask how she and the villain were getting along.
Xiao Wei: It's fine... I guess. He's just so annoying.
Li Bo Han:
"Xiao Wei! The baby's spit-up is so cute!"
"Xiao Wei, where are you? I miss you QAQ"
"Xiao Wei, Xiao Wei..."
Xiao Wei rubbed her forehead.
#It's the third year of my marriage to the villain, and he's acting more and more like a nagging mom. What should I do?
Seeing this, the System declared that the user experience had to be good, and that meant providing the full service. With a grand wave of its hand, it gave her a bottle of magical potion.
Xiao Wei took him down with a flying kick and forced the entire bottle of potion down his throat.
Only after he started foaming at the mouth did she notice the label on the bottle:
One drop per dose. No responsibility for taking too much.
[2]
Li Bo Han woke up in a panic too.
"Where are my henchmen?"
"Where's my white benevolent (opposite) faction?"
"Where's my empire?"
All he could do was stare at the two-year-old child in front of him. The child let out a wail and started crying.
When he left the bedroom, a strange woman stopped him and said with a deeply aggrieved look:
The child is yours.
I'm your wife.
Li Bo Han: Why?!
Wearing slippers and no makeup, Xiao Wei answered with a regretful expression:
"Because you love me."
Li Bo Han looked her up and down, then said doubtfully:
"But... are you even worthy?"
Xiao Wei: I'm getting mad, I'm really getting mad!
The story of me and that ridiculous villain
Intended theme: Happiness
