The Dead-Fish-Eyed Alliance

Ships featured include Qi Zhao, Chong Shen, Tu San, and Hori Deer.

A heavily altered Gintama setting, moved to a modern world ruled by the peaceful god Saiki. Many characters do not appear.

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Recently, I fell for an utterly ordinary dead-fish-eyed boy. When I found out he and my best friend, Teruhashi Kokomi, were in love with each other, I gave up and wished them a long and happy life together, and an early child.

At the izakaya I've been frequenting lately, there's a dead-fish-eyed middle-aged man who gets drunk every day. After a night of drinking, we woke up in the same bed, exchanged contact information, and agreed to meet again sometime. He's pretty good at it.

Recently, a short but powerful dead-fish-eyed man showed up at the gun competition club my family runs. He led the club to the top of the world rankings. As a representative of the investors, I presented him with flowers, then got handsy and groped his butt as I leaned over. I spent a month in a private hospital in England.

A new doctor recently joined the hospital. He's a genius with an IQ of 218, and he's from the same hometown in Japan. Word is that he dotes on his younger brother and spends every day thinking of how to love him even more. I was lying in bed and glanced at him from afar, then immediately grabbed my phone and called Kokomi.

"Girl, it's a small world."

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First-person narration.

The male lead has natural curls and dead-fish eyes.

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I'm notorious for writing stories whose actual content doesn't match the blurb.

Theme: Just finish writing it.